CATCHING FEELS FOR WALMART DEALS

Cleveland. Browns.

New vanity plate for the camper…

I HAVE NO MEETINGS TOMORROW

Tonight's jam.

Absolutely no one: Me: opening up authenticator to second-factor authenticate for the 118th time today against one of my 4,728 enterprise logins.

I thought the classification of heavy metal was wild, but...en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o…

Let's check on the temperature before I bike back to work from lunch. . .

I thought New Mexicans had the crown for left-lane hoarding on I-25 from ABQ to Santa Fe, but man, y'all folks in the Carolinas on I-85 between Charlotte and Greenville got us beat.

The ~10 second breakdown starting at 5:40 in Inquisition Symphony (Cavalera version) is a museum-quality thrash-metal breakdown.

Happy Friday, everyone. Metallica - Blackened Intro (reversed & normal) youtu.be/YJ1vCidA53c?si=Hirr… via @YouTube

My parents, both on Medicaid for long-term care, get more credit card offers than I do political mailers. . .

If Doritos had a navy, I’d be a midchipman.

It's too bad this never got traction...

Scared to go back and read those AI meeting-bot emails I get sometimes. Meeting Summary: - Phillip will adjust timelines for sprint completion. - Suzanne will follow up with stakeholders. - Darryl went on a long, meandering rant about "the cloud" and how NMDOT hoards fiber.