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Joined July 2019
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Texted her “Wyd?” and she said “Not you”
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cousin asked chatgpt what gender her baby will be
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Dawg Bane such a dick 😭
first of many, congrats coach Sweeney!
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elon just gave lamelo ball a weapon of mass destruction
The new Tesla Roadster can accelerate from 0 to 60 mph in just 0.8 seconds 🤯
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Hal getting MURDERED and John getting JUMPED in some tiny town on Nebraska Guy Gardener in Metropolis:
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“287 million” for jalen duren
Jalen Duren and his camp reportedly didn’t take well to the Pistons’ $200M offer, per @sam_amick “Detroit’s most recent offer was a five-year, $200 million deal (no team or player options) that included weight stipulations that were not received well by Duren or his representatives. As of Sunday evening, league sources said there was no change in the talks – either for the team increasing its offer or Duren showing a willingness to take the most recent one. The Pistons are able to extend the qualifying offer deadline unilaterally, but it is unclear if they have any plans of doing so. Duren, who was also named an All-Star during his breakout 2025-26 regular season, is eligible for a five-year, $287 million deal.” (Via nytimes.com/athletic/7631226…)
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“Who are you taking from City’s firesale”
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when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example
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omg im so childish i woulda turned the pot on 😂😂
How did the baby get in the spaghetti 😂
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rejected in less than 4 hours
applied for a job at my local cinema and linked my letterboxd
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saw broccoli in my broccoli beef from panda express
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Hyped up my buddy to talk to a chick at the bar and she fucking maced him
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jerked off to my thoughts instead of porn
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cyberleek is gonna spend his entire life in prison for leaking some weak ass early gta 6 build
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Nigga never coming back
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Just cleaned up my nut instead of just playing with it after
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Some guy in the row in front of me said “nah you’re on your own after that” when mj asked him to bring her home. Like yeah dude that’s why you’d never be spiderman you’re not that guy pal
Imagine holding her tight knowing she isn't yours anymore
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WHAT IS GOING ON ⁉️🗣️💔
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