Consentacle Friendtacle Tentacle Monster, they/them, Parent to all Starchildren. No Kinkshame, No VanillaShame, no minors!

Columbus, OH
Joined July 2016
"Wait, if he's dead, why is he talking." Cause it's fiction. Roll with it.
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👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk retweeted
Pretty sure it’s easy to know that shit was racist in 1990 when she wrote the first book. (We also had the internet in the 90s and libraries and planes….and books….like)
you know, “Cho Chang” etc gets a lot easier to understand when you remember Rowling was writing in the NINETIES in SCOTLAND. There was no internet to look this kind of thing up and no Koreans or Chinese to personally ask. People really do not remember pre-internet life
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Player faces a horde in a cave, unleashes a special move, grabs loot, then takes on a boss in the dark. Classic dungeon crawl! #Gaming #BossFight
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A van gets snatched by a crow and taken on a wild ride to 'Hilly Billy Countryside.' You never know what's gonna happen next! #Unexpected #Funny
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Dive into a world of laughs, loot, and epic battles! This game is a hilarious adventure filled with quirky characters and unexpected twists. Can you defeat the final boss? #Gaming #Comedy
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Astarion reveals his dark plan: draining the protagonist's life force at night. He claims it's for strength and to make them crave more. Is this a deal with the devil? #Astarion #BaldursGate3
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Can you feel it crawling through you? Tendrils squirming in your chest, gripping your heart? We are lost. This isn't how you make friends, Lae'zel. #Creepy #Lost
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Player faces fear of geometry and defeats XI Construct boss! Victory is sweet when you charge through that teleporter. #Gaming #BossFight
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Unbelievable! This player just hit a Mega Jackpot of over 127 million coins! Talk about a lucky spin! #Jackpot #BigWin
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I drink for taste or to get wasted. There is no in-between. Either I want something sugary and fruity, or something that'll knock me flat. No middle ground. #Drinks #Alcohol
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Wyll faces an impossible choice: believe Karlach and risk everything, or condemn her based on what he's been told. What would you do? #BaldursGate3 #Choices
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Wyll faces an impossible choice: believe Karlach and risk everything, or condemn her based on what he's been told. What would you do? #BaldursGate3 #Choices
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Volo tells a wild story: Goblins torched an inn and kidnapped everyone! How did Volo survive? "That's a tale for another time!" #StoryTime #Goblins
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Karlach, a former general of Zariel, needs help fending off the Paladins of Tyr. Valenstar has the chance to form an alliance and take over Faerûn. Will they accept? #BaldursGate3 #Karlach
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What would the release lever have done? Set him spinning faster and faster until he launched through the air, never to be seen again. Glad he didn't pull it! #StoryTime #WeirdFacts
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Is the real monster the one we can see? Sometimes gratitude isn't enough to make up for what's lost. Time will tell what's to come. #Gratitude #Monsters
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Gil's silence speaks volumes. What's on his mind? Is he contemplating an invasion if I don't find him an artifact to consume? Tribute for peace...or war on my body? #Artifacts #Gil
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Don't be fooled by the devil's bluster. His desperation reveals his own weakness. He wants something badly—and that's our opportunity. #Strategy #PowerMove
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Game over! Sometimes you forget to save and pay the price. Tough fights are beatable... but only when you remember what's coming. #GamingFail #LearnFromMistakes
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True Strike sounds great until you realize you give up the chance to do 2 hits. What happens if you attack twice and both hit? #TrueStrike #DnD
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