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RVA / Boston / PDX / Santa Cruz
Joined July 2008
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Male colleague: "It's going to be really tough and stressful"
Me: "My whole life I've been dealing with old white guys that arn't listening to me in extremely awkward situations. If you had a gynecologist, you'd be prepared for life too"
#MICDrop
School really should have prepared us for how much adult life would actually revolve around (& be controlled by) the great overlord: EXCEL SPREADSHEETS.
Acquaintance: “ugh. The COVID test was SO TERRIBLE. It was invasive and uncomfortable”
Me: “talk to me after you’ve had an IUD insertion.”
Wow. What a time to be alive. The future of #cyclocross are THE YOUTHS. It’s amazing to have our new National Champs both be U23 racers.
STARR WALKER retweeted
Also, I just burst into tears as @KatieFnCompton crossed the line. So many feels for this AMAZING woman and kickass racer.
I was the middle child until the age of 8 when my baby brother was born. But my parents forever forgetting about my peanut allergy proves that I have MIDDLE CHILD status for life. Or they are trying to kill me for the life insurance money...
#peanutallergy #middlechild #life
#AmericaTheGreat #AmericaIsntGreatAnymore #AmericaTheNOTsoGreat #NotMyPresident #fuckthetrumpadministration
After being split from their parents, some children were allegedly sexually, physically or emotionally abused in foster care. huffp.st/thAlTYM
My #peanutallergy has taught me that I’m a survivalist. Because almost all pre packaged food and amateur bakers are literally trying to kill me
From launching a ground breaking piece of performance enhancing apparel for a billion dollar company to eating a @KITKAT off of the floor all in the same day. This is my life #StayHumble #cycling #FiveSecondRule #AeroIsEverything
Being an adult feels like a 40hr long game of “how many emails can I send between bathroom breaks” #adult #officelife #bathroom #adulting #email #WhatHashTagAmISupposedToUse
Join me in supporting:Radiotopia 2018 Fundraiser us.commitchange.com/ma/cambr… @romanmars
Really happy that I am in a place where I can finally start donating regularly to PP instead of just only using them as my PCP weareplannedparenthood.org/o…!
Sign the petition: BMX Girls Are Experts, Too! petitions.moveon.org/sign/bm…
