@staringispolite

engineering (devrel and partnerships) in crypto. multi-time founder who loves helping first-timers

 San Francisco, CA
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Joined January 2009
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it is once again time to clarify my username 😂 marcel duchamp said something like “anything becomes art if you look at it long enough” staring at people: bad. staring at people’s art/websites/creations: good!
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if you are terminally online when the polls close, STAY ONLINE!
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darkly fascinating that these keep targeting D-friendly areas in Georgia, and not PA or NV are they wrong about which swing states matter most, or were the polls wrong?
Atlanta Community Press Collective
@atlanta_press5 Nov 2024
DeKalb County police are evacuating and clearing several precincts due to bomb threats.
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you simply cannot imagine how checked out some low information voters are
Armand Domalewski
@ArmandDoma5 Nov 2024
Imagine being a voter who just today found out Joe Biden isn’t running
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the added disrespect of not even bothering to save the file 😂
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the first tranche of early results everyone’s been waiting for! by a 66-33 margin, stem cells in your brain can reverse alzheimer’s symptoms!
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merry “It Doesn’t Have To Be This Way” day to all who celebrate
Steve Vladeck
@steve_vladeck5 Nov 2024
Voting doesn't have to take so long; the mechanics don't have to vary so much from jurisdiction to jurisdiction; and the results don't have to come down in fits and starts depending upon variations across states' laws and local resources. Congress can fix this—if it *wants* to.
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no, your honor, that was my dog’s open beer in the car
Marshall Cohen
@MarshallCohen4 Nov 2024
from Philly courtroom — Musk lawyer says his $1m giveaway is NOT a lottery. "There is no prize to be won" and winners "are not chosen at random," Musk lawyer Chris Gober said. Instead, the $1m is a salary they "earn" to be a spokesperson for Musk's pro-Trump super PAC. Winners are picked based on their "suitability to serve" and their personal story, Gober said. In response, Philly DA team called this a "complete admission of liability" that Musk is running an illegal lottery under PA law. Remember: When Musk announced the giveaway.... in PA nonetheless.... he said, "we are going to be awarding $1 million randomly." DA showed this in court to the judge. Gober argued there's a difference between "randomly" and "by chance," which is why he argued that this isn't an illegal lottery under PA gaming laws.
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wait uh ok well if you say the law is just that there’s an open container in the vehicle, then I guess you should arrest my dog
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[bailiff dragging him out of the courtroom] what do you mean giving her alcohol is animal abuse?? it was *her* alcohol!!!
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who called it @WhiteClaw and not Gen-Zima
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@cachedeposits is so gd good at this
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who called it their multi-state lineup for election eve, and not Votechella
Mark
@106th3 Nov 2024
Wow this multi-state lineup for the Harris-Walz election eve Livestream on Monday
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Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.
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Busy, cold night at Stonehenge as we move the stones backwards an hour...
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random texan:
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Guard@PoorGuard2 Nov 2024
My guys really do be here all like "The Ethereum price reflects its suboptimal technical characteristics and roadmap, here is my 12-part plan for how to fix it" My friend, you're about to see the entire crypto market pump because a squirrel died
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in home theaters sunday!
Matt Margolis@ItsMattsLaw1 Nov 2024
we turn back the clocks on sunday! you turn the clock back too far. you're in ancient rome. you have one shot to return home. it's time to save the daylight
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this is how I'm gonna go (long life; perfectly healthy; murdered by the love of my life)
Nick Reynolds@IAmNickReynolds1 Nov 2024
Just interviewed an older gentleman (he's 83) who forgot to hang up when we finished. Two seconds later, I hear him go "ta-daahhh" as he excitedly calls over to his wife. "Guess what? Your HERO just gave an interview to the Post and Courier, where I said many things!"
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Intel outside :(
Evan
@StockMKTNewz1 Nov 2024
BREAKING NEWS Nvidia $NVDA is being added to the Dow Jones replacing Intel $INTC
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This year we’re giving out potatoes and candy in the same bucket and the word got out, we’re now the most popular house on the street and have given away 30lb of potatoes
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I keep thinking these are sean wotherspoon boots, then being mad that they don’t exist
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@SHL0MS31 Oct 2024
rate my fit
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ok at this point I don’t know what size either of them is??
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