@Stapes

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Here's a rare photo of me doing crowdwork, taken at the Ice House in Pasadena. God willing, I will be doing a 100% crowdwork free set this Saturday evening on the very same stage. It's a 5pm show, your kids will be fine if you sneak out for a few hours.
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The weirdos are back!
Tokabu
@Tokabu777Oct 22
Replying to @Stapes
SENDU SENDU
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mesmer@mp4ultraOct 21
(coming back from the bathroom during You Can See Everything) (whispers to friend) "so who was on first?"
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There is still some joy in Twitter. 😭
Emo Philips
@EmoPhilipsOct 21
those are not my best hours
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I'm the "something new!"
Victor
@pokerbenderOct 21
We trying something new in the booth this coming annual @AsianPokerTour Championship. Welcome Stapes!
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Franklin Leonard
@franklinleonardOct 20
Absolutely crazy the consistency with which the Trump family keeps ending up on the side of grown men who abuse young girls.
Donald Trump Jr.
@DonaldJTrumpJrOct 20
YIkes! Ohio watch this and think about what it means.
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Donna Arthur lost custody of Amy Acton at age 12 after Acton's stepfather was charged with raping her. Arthur stayed married to him until his death. Acton and her brother have been estranged since. Multiple outlets cite 1978 court records of the charges. actonforgovernor.com/dr-amy-actons-… dispatch.com/story/news/pol…
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Victor
@pokerbenderOct 21
We trying something new in the booth this coming annual @AsianPokerTour Championship. Welcome Stapes!
Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
@StapesOct 20
Looks like I'm going to Taipei! (for commentary, not to play, the field isn't *that* soft)
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lp@lilypuckettOct 20
close enough
lp@lilypuckett21 Jul 2022
nathan fielder should get hbo to let him redo theranos
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Kevin Mathers
@KevmathOct 20
Look forward to seeing you there, Stapes!
Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
@StapesOct 20
Looks like I'm going to Taipei! (for commentary, not to play, the field isn't *that* soft)
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Looks like I'm going to Taipei! (for commentary, not to play, the field isn't *that* soft)
Asian Poker Tour
@AsianPokerTourOct 20
APT Championship 2026 brings together the world’s best, returning champions, and first-time contenders for 17 days of poker. Once again, all eyes turn to Taipei for the Main Event of Asia. 🏆 209 tournaments 💰 TWD 256M+ (~USD 8.1M) in guarantees 🦁 USD 5M GTD APT Championship 2026 Main Event Freezeout 📅 November 13 to 29 📍 Red Space, Taipei History waiting to happen as we close out the APT 20 Years season. Full schedule: bit.ly/aptc2026 #APTC2026 #APT20Years #Poker #PokerTournament
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Andrew Barber 🔰🌐
@abarber1Oct 19
Do you think you could tell the difference between what Trump is doing and someone pulling a Nathan Fielder-type joke on everyone where he runs for president and then says increasingly ridiculous things to see what it takes for people to finally break?
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 19
BREAKING: Trump demands New Mexico immediately change its name to “New America"
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Jeremy Kaplowitz@jeremysmilesOct 19
fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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Liste@endlisteOct 18
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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Adam Schwartz@ASchwartzPokerOct 19
🤦‍♂️ Except he did Explicitly and unequivocally In the video in your tweet You complete moron
Ted Cruz
@tedcruzOct 18
🤦‍♂️ El Sayed refuses to disavow Muslim Brotherhood terrorists.
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When asked if he will disavow The Muslim Brotherhood, El-Sayed replied "Sure, yes, absolutely" x.com/AbdulElSayed/s…
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Adam Cozens@AdamCozens27Oct 18
Julie Andrews fielding calls from her agent: "Let me guess, a nanny?"
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Monique Moreau@bigbadbuttOct 18
The audacity of waiters to assume I don't need a menu because I'm blind. I want to try to read it and give up and just order the chicken!
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Last chance for tonight's show in North Hollywood. Comp tickets are kicked, but first round's on me if you show up and mention this post!
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Max Knoblauch@MaxKnoblauchOct 15
For sale: mechanical bird, not for sale
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I can tell you when.
Peter A Patriot
@PeterAPatriotOct 15
I genuinely don't understand the hostility toward James Talarico. You can disagree with his theology, his politics, or both. But he consistently comes across as someone trying to treat others with kindness and dignity. Why has that become so controversial?
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Sequel to Obsession sounds sick.
couscous | smallville s3@couscousboyOct 15
I wish that I could take 30 years off my life and give it to Danny Devito
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Joseph Kahn
@JosephKahnOct 16
A lot of sadness for these executives that lose their jobs but crew members have been losing their jobs for years. Hopefully the next group of executives understands their job is to make fucking money. Good time to revisit my @THR column: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…

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