Closing one of the best Comedy Clubs on the planet tonight. #standup #comedy #hotwatercomedyclub @HWCCLiverpool

Thoughts on Ed Sheeran controversy. #edsheeran #standup

Mom, can we have London at home? No, we have London at home. London at home: – at Poplar, London

You heard it here first: It's Coming Home!

Forget Raya, how do I get invited to Dialog?

It's pulling up home.

Fuck this weather, bring back the Heatwave.

My mayor Muslim, My bagel Jewish, My Christian Dior, I'm back at Angel RAW

Perfect weather. Should be like this all year long. Turn London into LA. Build a beach, put some palms around the city, open In and Out, we already got the Comedy Store, and give every Londoner an American passport. #MakeLondonLosAngelesAgain

AND NEW! #AEWDon @AEW @AEWonTV

White Lotus but about Eastern Europeans and Brits going to affordable all-inclusive resort in Turkey.

Last weekend, after a gig, I was having a late night dinner at the chicken shop, as one out of four audience members walked by to check if it was really me. Unaware to me, the security guard talked to the audience member in a very unprofessional manner and lectured them about privacy. I've now talked to the chief of staff of my personal security, to make sure it never happens again.

Did a club set in Birmingham. Met Zoltan Kazcas. Not on the train back watching Free Bert on Netflix. Pretty good day. @bertkreischer

I'm waiting to see few topical stand-up comedy REELS this week about the War with Iran before I form my opinion about it.

Someone needs to make a reality show about this prison. Real Inmates of Brooklyn

Here's what's going to happen with Venezuela next. #Venezuela #madurocaptured #Netflix

Maduro Captured. I think I know what happens next. #Venezuela

1.Trump captures Maduro. 2. @francisjfoster drops out of a club spot to talk Venezuela on TV. 3. I take his spot. These are the unintended consequences of geopolitics they keep warning us about.