Certified Sommelier and Comedienne who is pouring the FUN back into wine! @thewinecoach is my alter ego:)
Baltimore, MD
Joined November 2010
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Demystify does not mean dumbed down...at least for me. It means you are simplifying the complicated. As Einstein one said if you can’t explain it simply you don’t understand it! But good luck with that...
I am so sick of people saying their aim is to demystify wine, I'm going to spend the rest of my days making it as complicated and intimidating as possible. Who's in?
Yes!
Riddle me this? How are we to celebrate National #WhiteWineDay without a white #wine emoji? It’s time to raise a glass & a cheer for #NeedWhiteWineEmoji Who’s with me? #SavignonBlanc #VidalBlanc #Viognier #Chardonnay #Roussanne #CheninBlanc #GrunerVeltliner
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#KincadeFire update: We served just under 6000 meals today with @WCKitchen here at the Sonoma Fairgrounds. DM me if you want to volunteer anytime this week. We would prefer kitchen experience, but if you have a strong back and can handle a knife, we’ll take you.
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Love this shot at Stony Hill with Sarah McCrea. Classic #100daysdrinksdishesdestinations #wine #napavalley ift.tt/335ABtU
My husband has this same allergy! Shrimp 🦐 lobster 🦞 no problem but halibut or rockfish BIG problem! #staysafe
I am allergic to fish 🐟 NOT shellfish 🦞 & I carry TWO epi pens. I was born w this allergy & almost died as a child 2x but thought it improved. I never understood that I’m DEATHLY allergic until I almost died. The rxns were bad but I didn’t understand the risks. #wakeupcall
Calling all overs of #wine and #comedy in #NYC! Join me June 4th @citywinerynyc for the @standupsomm show for a night of wine and punchlines. Tickets start at $25 and includes how and wine tastings! #bigapple #newyorknewyork
@standupsomm it’s 5:00 somewhere! Are you ready to get crazy in MA’s basement? Don’t make her drink alone. 🍸 #MAmovie
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See you Saturday! 🍷#winecomedy xitter.cf/nateholgate/status/100…
Come enjoy some wine education at City Winery Chicago this month and meet our winemaker Robert Kowal too! @CityWineryCHI @ChooseChicago @RobertKowal @racheldriver @Michaeldorf choosechicago.com/events-and…
I see a new show on Bravo: Lisa & Lois a new age Lucy & Ethel;) cheers! 🍾🥂🍾🥂 xitter.cf/lisarinna/status/98643…
Stand-Up Somm retweeted
Happy! #NationalDrinkWineDay @WineAntics @Alleigh @vermillionpearl @JusttheBottle @SocaMomDC @DistrictWino @BurgerAndWines @vino301wine – at Bladensburg, MD
Nice article...congrats T! xitter.cf/girlmeetsglass/status/…
Look who... > Friday 5: Americans in Paris (with a bonus 6th American!) to celebrate the 4th of July @52martinis ow.ly/q6aO301nnf8
Just finished Week 1 Day 2 workout in the Running for Weight Loss training plan! bit.ly/1aE505f
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Just finished Week 1 Day 1 workout in the Running for Weight Loss training plan! bit.ly/1aE505f
Just finished Week 2 Day 2 workout in the Running for Weight Loss training plan! bit.ly/1aE505f
Just finished Week 2 Day 3 workout in the Running for Weight Loss training plan! bit.ly/1aE505f
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Sounds like a plan! xitter.cf/roccodispirito/status/…
Unless, of course, you pre-order my new book, #TheNegativeCalorieDiet:
amzn.to/22pZPhC Happy Holidays!
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Stand-Up Somm retweeted
I've been to many wine tastings and am learning more from @standupsomm than any of those! 🍷👃🏼👅 #wine #tasting #WWLC2015
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@standupsomm it was great fun last month on #EasternShore w/ #wine &laughs Goto FB MoWino page facebook.com/permalink.php?s… Cheers!