If you take anything I say here (including this) seriously you're a damn fool. @stand@mastodon.cloud

Seattle
Joined March 2007
I endorse Kamala Harris for President of the United States of America. [❤️ to endorse, RT to annoy the platform owners]
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Ryan Gosling as geese. A thread.
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Hands down the most cringe coach in the NFL. Even his QB gets annoyed by him
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Exactly one year ago today, a certain formerly-feral kitty felt brave enough to explore our master bedroom for the first time. What he found there blew his little street kitty mind. Twitter, today is the first anniversary of Napoleon discovering duvets exist.
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Lin Brehmer, Our Best Friend in the Whole World, 1954-2023. audacy.com/wxrt/Lin-Brehmer
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This may seem like an ordinary portrait, but look closer. That grey mark at the bottom is actually a skull when viewed from the right angle. It's The Ambassadors, painted by Hans Holbein the Younger nearly 500 years ago, and one of art's greatest mysteries...
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Jodi Kantor
@jodikantor25 Jul 2022
This is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen. m.youtube.com/watch?fbclid=I…
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Postulate: the more technical you are, the more likely you are to use plaintext email - preferring body text to PDF, say, or sending something like "Talk to you next Weds at 2PM PT" as opposed to a calendar invite.
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Today in 1964 BASIC made its debut, in an effort to take programming out of the world of machine language. Share if you're old enough to have gotten your start with it.
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BREAKING NEWS: Cat attacks Marine One while enroute to Walter Reed medical center. Full story @nypost
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A friend who’s fully into the covid conspiracies sent me this post that says Captain America predicted the coronavirus outbreak in 2011, and while its obviously bs, I started fixating on that circled image on the right.
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1993 Harrison Ford was quarantined with 2020 Harrison Ford and it did not go well
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The final 2.7 miles of SR 542/Mount Baker Highway, commonly known as the road to Artist Point, has closed for the season due to winter weather conditions.
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“If we were to look at transcripts for the last 40-50 years from the Republican & Democratic debates, I bet there hasn't even been one question in the major debate about the issue of housing," @JulianCastro said. "We're trying to change that this year."
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📷 Stéphane Mantey / @lequipe
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Replying to @brianphillips
@xeni this is a legit great piece of writing
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There is honestly no point in doing anything but this guy's job.
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Somebody sat down and lovingly painted this picture of a tractor-mounted posse chasing the state's governor. xitter.cf/Sarah_Smarsh/status/72…
My Kansas-farmer grandma just got Facebook & posted this image of Gov. Brownback being run out of Dodge #farmergoals
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