Joined March 2026
GOOD BYE everyone
Kudos to the camera man. He decided NOPE - ain’t letting him pull this shit. Not today. Not on my watch.
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The perfect Vinted listing doesn’t exi…
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going out in an experimental fit
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my manager, btw
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Suicide is the stupidest thing ever. Why would you permanently end your life over a temporary problem?
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i wish i could call in fat to work
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FINALLY!!!! CHRIST I HATE WHEN THESE WHITE WOMEN LAUGH! SHIT IS NOT FUNNY
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Block by block, I will rebuild this app into a perfect world in my image
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Dear bra companies, I am BEGGING you to stop making bras with removable pads. 😭 Nobody wants to spend 10 minutes trying to shove a folded-up triangle back into a tiny hole after laundry day. WE ARE TIRED.
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2 months till 2027….still fat
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my parents told me it was getting cold where they live and sent this picture of my dog as proof
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There’s a white man out there secretly wearing a thong and a butt plug to work right now
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Akhirnya aku nemu shade blush on yang bikin orang bilang "seger banget kaya abis mandi" RIL JADI KELIATAN FRESH 🥹
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Guy that i'm owing money has started reposting gun videos
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I love baking but everytime I bake i start feeling like this
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The Vagina(Pussy)>>>>>>>
As a vagina, a pussy is strong enough to birth a person. As a cat, a pussy is fearless, brave, independent and can enforce strict boundaries. The word you're looking for is "balls" or "penis"
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officially that time of the year when it feels amazing to sleep and absolutely horrible to wakeup and get out of bed
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They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful
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