@staff_ex

Failing to please everyone, so settled for looking after those below me.

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So - unprovoked, #Russia has invaded #Ukraine, breaking international law in the process. You may ask “what can I do” in the face of such an evil power as Putin. Well you are not as powerless as you think. A 🧵 on the small but concrete steps you can take. 1/n
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OSINTtechnical
@Osinttechnical10 Nov 2022
Ukrainian Bm-21 Grad battery, reportedly Kherson Oblast
Guys - it’s The Council of Elon!!!
Elon Musk
@elonmusk28 Oct 2022
Twitter will be forming a content moderation council with widely diverse viewpoints. No major content decisions or account reinstatements will happen before that council convenes.
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If @kejamieson_ hasn’t seen this tweet already then you’re welcome…
Dr Emma Salisbury@salisbot25 Oct 2022
Thrilled to see Taylor Swift following my lead on wearing dazzle camouflage - important that nobody can estimate her speed or heading
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Maybe Johnson’s tilt at office is a way of gaslighting us into being marginally happier with the option that isn’t him. Like offering a toddler two different over boiled vegetables, they will feel at least a bit happy they didn’t have to eat the worse one.
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This is phenomenally good work!
Gunny Highway@GunnyHighway621 Oct 2022
The year is 2040: Ajax is undergoing user validation trials The PM (Johnny Mercer) has promised Defence spending will be 3% of GDP by 2050 The entire Army can fit inside six Boxer vehicles Everything is drones but there aren't any REME technicians to fix them Cyber
I would love to have a glimpse into the alternate universe where @Ed_Miliband wasn’t photographed eating a bacon sandwich.
David Cameron
@David_Cameron4 May 2015
Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: facebook.com/DavidCameronOff…

David Cameron

It's the start of a week when Britain will decide its future. By Friday you’ll either have Ed Miliband, or me as your Prime Minister. It's that simple - an inescapable choice: me leading a strong...

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I just read the signature block… Did he… did he sack himself?
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This is how existential wars of the future will be fought. This is also the strongest case for having a well-educated population I have ever seen!
DEFENSE EXPRESS@DEFENSEEXPRESS13 Oct 2022
Ukrainian People Fundraise RAM II Drones for the Army: What is This Drone en.defence-ua.com/weapon_and…
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Armando Iannucci
@Aiannucci29 Sep 2022
From @ByDonkeys
Armando Iannucci
@Aiannucci29 Sep 2022
Mini-Budget. Major Catastrophe. kamikwasi.tax/
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Armando Iannucci
@Aiannucci29 Sep 2022
Mini-Budget. Major Catastrophe. kamikwasi.tax/
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Dom Translator 🇺🇦@dom_translator29 Sep 2022
Replying to @Dominic2306
I've written a new blog on the Liz Truss & Kwasi Kwarteng fiasco, and how on brand the Remain PM is teaming up with the hard right Ignore what the Telegraph & Economist are saying, which is that 'Truss is underrated' and things will improve. It's plain wrong.
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#Trussterfuck is trending, and it wasn’t coined by someone in the Army. I’m a little disappointed if I’m honest! @CountBinface thanks for the laughs.
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James O'Brien
@mrjamesob25 Sep 2022
The fact that you've probably never seen this complete humiliation of Kelvin Mackenzie is a mark of just how craven most of the British media is. Please watch it all the way through. He literally runs away, squealing, from his own brand of 'journalism'. youtu.be/ErqQxlbNpUg
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James O'Brien
@mrjamesob25 Sep 2022
And then retweet it. @kelvmackenzie is obviously craving the attention.
James O'Brien
@mrjamesob25 Sep 2022
The fact that you've probably never seen this complete humiliation of Kelvin Mackenzie is a mark of just how craven most of the British media is. Please watch it all the way through. He literally runs away, squealing, from his own brand of 'journalism'. youtu.be/ErqQxlbNpUg
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Macer Gifford
@macergifford22 Sep 2022
We brushed up on some skills today 😉 🇺🇦 Those APCs full of Russian conscripts aren't going to blow themselves up.. 🤷
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Neil Gaiman
@neilhimself13 Sep 2022
Never apologise to me for suggesting people read my books in libraries or through libraries.
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I think the polite thing to do would be to return the ammunition to Russia, but a piece at a time, and at very high speed.
Anton Gerashchenko
@Gerashchenko_en10 Sep 2022
In the past few days Ukraine received a large supply of Soviet style ammunition and weapons, courtesy of the Russian army. Thanks, just what we need to chase you out even harder!
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I’m not crying - you’re crying!!!!
Simon McCoy
@SimonMcCoyTV10 Sep 2022
From Paddington…. #TheQueen
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When loyalty is rewarded more than talent you know you’re heading towards an Orwellian future.
Tim Shipman
@ShippersUnbound3 Sep 2022
TRUSS CABINET REVEALED Based on multiple converstions with aides and ministers, this is my current understanding of the Truss cabinet. Caveat: the white board is not finalised 1/
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