I’m a trans comedian with a great body and no dad

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Reneé Rapp says she’s so gay that penises genuinely make her feel sick to her stomach Alexandra Cooper: “What is the most lesbian thing about you?” Reneé Rapp: “Toa said this to me the other day. She was like, ‘You are so fucking gay. You are so much gayer than I am.’” “And I was like, ‘Excuse me? What are you talking about? Look at you. Are we deadass right now?’” “And she was like, ‘No, no, no. You are so much gayer than I am. You are so deeply, deeply, deeply repulsed by dick. It is insane.’” “And it’s true. I can’t even. It makes my stomach turn. It makes me sick to my stomach. I don’t understand it. I can’t get behind it.” “I don’t like the shape. I don’t like the fact that it’s… I hate it. It makes me deeply upset and sick to my stomach.” “Are you aware of something called dorking?” Alexandra Cooper: “No?” Reneé Rapp: “Yeah, don’t be. Oh my God, I’m getting, like, viscerally sick thinking about it.” “It’s where people with dicks, like, they twerk with their… they dance, basically. I just found out about it and I was like, ‘You all are fucking repulsive. You have to stop that right now.’” “I feel assaulted just by hearing it. Just by hearing it.” Alexandra Cooper: “Wait, they’re swinging their wieners around?” Reneé Rapp: “Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. I can’t do it.” “When you’re so gay or so lesbian, you can make jokes about it and it’s like, ‘Hee hee hee.’ I’m like, no, literally not at all. It makes me sick to my stomach.” “I’ve just warmed up to it to where I can hear it. But I think that’s the most lesbian thing about me. It makes me viscerally upset. There’s a deep, guttural… I’m literally like, ‘Stop it right now.’”
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Guess who just moved up in the rankings for Hottest Preop in America
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A hater made this but it seems to me like an ad for estrogen
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Just got back from the doctor. He said I had the worst case of gynecomastia he’s ever seen and wants to operate immediately. Please pray for me as I make this decision
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I can’t believe they’re actually making this, and I can’t believe it looks good. But what I really can’t believe is they’re using stairway to heaven for the entire trailer lol
A Universe Begins. See how Narnia was created in Narnia: The Magician's Nephew, a film by Greta Gerwig - only in theaters February 12.
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Some people accused me of copying Shane Gillis with my mannerisms on this joke. Maybe I can host snl next
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Why yes, I do dress like a whore at the gym. Why wouldn’t I?
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It isn’t censorship to criticize Shane Gillis’s joke on SNL. The guy has hosted 3 times and will again, he’ll be fine. Meanwhile, SNL has never had a trans woman host or cast member. Zero late night shows have ever had a trans woman comic. If you wanna talk about free speech…
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At a certain point you become so racist it makes you functionally disabled
Replying to @Kittycel66
The Roman Empire would defeat modern Africa in a war.
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Saying “you don’t have to transition to be trans” in 2026 is like saying “you don’t have to eat food to be happy” during a famine. There’s starving baby trans in England who’d love some estrogen right now, take your hormones sweetie
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I’m starting to worry that my fans are gay…
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New ballot drop from Mammary County, the Yes’s have pulled within 15 votes. A lot of voting left to go, 6 days. Lot of outstanding ballots left in the Ass guy counties, this is gonna come down to the wire.
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I wonder if the inventor of the Hourglass knew guys would want to have sex with it
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This is actually what it’s like growing up as a trans kid in rural Arkansas
From a very young age I knew something was wrong with everyone else.
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