while wandering through the slums of Vienna, the 10th district, a portal opened and a rabbi from Tel Aviv stepped out. He looked me dead in the eye while showing me this tweet and told me "You'll never have this" before handing me a gun and disappearing again

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I know someone who does this

this will be me after abandoning my European life and moving to China to become a rice farmer but I end up moving to Shanghai to do shit like this

ashley gives ashley advices while ashley is reading this and commenting on it

must... not... gigaquote...

hello yes I'd like one socialism to-go please

frutiger magaism

networking-docs.nvidia.com/d… fancy modern iSCSI

nightmare blunt rotation

they are going to our school??

This is why Atatürk founded modern Turkey

why are the subtitles in german

yeah I'd be scared of the amazon ibuprofen

wie bitte?