TLDR of @papertrade_xyz: nothing like this exists in a crypto; it is truly a brand new primitive it is modeled after "bucket shops" that were popular in the early 1900s. They were gambling dens were you could wager on stock price movements without actually buying or selling the underlying. The house would always take the exact other side of your bet This is exactly how papertrade operates. When you place a trade, the house (aka papertrade LP) takes the otherside of your trade. There is no orderbook; the trade is exactly executed at the HL oracle mid price Now where does the LP funds from? Incredibly, the LP starts at 0 - no one prefunds it. The LP counts on the skill of the average trader being poor and thus in aggregate a losing position. A fee is skimmed off the top of winning trades (none from losing) to also skew the LP positive What if the LP doesn't have sufficient funds? Then traders owed $ are placed into a queue where they're paid out in FIFO order. Traders have to lose to payout traders who won. $Paper Tokenomics 🧻: Here is the very cool part - you can only earn their token by losing trades. And the emissions increase when the LP has < $2M, to encourage people to lose to backstop a dwindling LP And then staking paper earns you the fees and profits that the papertrade LP earns. Incredibly interesting experiment built by @izebel_eth. Best of luck on the launch! A ton of eyes on this and a lot of people who want to farm $PAPER

Survival tips in Singapore 🇸🇬 Tinder → don’t mention crypto, unless it's HYPE. Fancy → speak English Hawker → Singlish, Hokkien, Malay or Chinese Getting somewhere → walking can b faster MRT → don’t talk loudly, don’t drink, don't cb. Etiquette → don’t “your streets so clean”, heard it 781 times. Bonus: Tissue packet on table → CHOPE.

"Hey thanks for the dinner earlier. I had a great time! And wah, I still don't know how you got a reservation at Burnt Ends!" Andrea exclaimed, gently caressing David's hands as they walked towards her block from the carpark. David let out a slight smirk as he snuck in a gentle kiss on her cheek. "This FirstDate so many kang tao one." He thought to himself. There was a special offer guaranteeing a reservation for 2 at the highly coveted Burnt Ends restaurant along with a 25% discount. There were some terms and conditions but David skimmed through it, eager to turn off the FirstDate warning that his DBS bank account was on the low side and perhaps he should pick somewhere more affordable for his date. "Well, we've reached." Andrea's eyes quickly darted around before she playfully tugged his hands. "My parents are not home. Do you want to come up?" "Oh sure." David struggled to contain his excitement despite his seemingly nonchalant response. He had not PCC-ed for a few days and naughty thoughts started flooding his mind as he snuck a quick glance at Andrea's low cut dress. But a faint frown flashed across David's face. "I think I left something in the car. How about you go up first, I'll come up later?" Andrea nodded, relieved that she had time to touch up her makeup and check if she needed a quick shave. "I'll text you the unit number." She smiled as she headed up. David heaved a sigh of relief too as he immediately rushed over to the nearby 7-11 he saw on the way here. He had used up the condom he had in his wallet with some skanky xmm he met at Marquee in the past week. And thankfully for him, nothing else came out of it. There were rumours about FirstDate informing female partners that their dates were found to be at lapsup massage parlours that were raided by anti-vice. Some sentient AI feature working with location trackers. Maybe because it was a classy hotel for him so it didn't set it off or perhaps he and Andrea had not set their relationship as official yet in the app. David walked into the 7-11 and went straight for Okamoto Sensation and headed to the counter, while eagerly checking his phone for Andrea's message. "IC or Singpass?" David groaned as he held up his Singpass barcode. There was an error sound. "Eh sorry ah, system say you cannot." The 7-11 cashier took the condoms back with an apologetic smile. "You sure anot? Can check again?" David was confused. There was a recent BTO scheme where extra ballots were given to married couples in return for a 5 year ban on condoms and other birth control purchases. But David and Andrea were nowhere near that stage. He opened his FirstDate app where a warning message had now appeared, reminding him that he now had a temporary ban on all birth control purchases for up to 6 months as a result of using the Burnt Ends voucher.