Misanthropic mayor of Big Rock Candy Mountain. Juggler, humanitarian, master of shadow puppet kabuki theater. Fluent in Pirate. once i thought a saw a ghost.

Probably drinking beer somewhe
Joined July 2009
she's channeling her inner @ReggieMillerTNT
NUTS! @dcgactivities trailed Norwalk by 2 in the final minute. Ava Smid scored off the inbounds play, stole the Norwalk inbounds and scored, then stole the Norwalk inbounds AGAIN and scored AGAIN. 6 points in 12 seconds. DCG goes on to win 47-42. Vid by DCG
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Steve Smith retweeted
🇺🇸 PCA USA Jersey Giveaway 🇺🇸 I personally am picking one Cubs fan to win a PCA Team USA jersey. Winner picks size. To enter: - Repost this post 🔁 - Follow @jrsy_plug + @CubsZone Tag a Cubs fan in the comments for an extra entry. Ends 3/8!
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Iowa Women’s Basketball has received a commitment from five-star forward McKenna Woliczko out of Archbishop Mitty High School in San Jose, CA. She chose the Hawkeyes over South Carolina, USC and Ohio State. Rated as the #6 player in the class by @Rivals.
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It is ABSURD the way that a # of players in the @WNBA have treated @CaitlinClark22 !So sad but I bet they love the CHARTER FLIGHTS -the increase in SALARIES - the CROWDS -the TV Ratings since she arrived from @IowaWBB . No doubt she is THE BEST - thing to happen to the WNBA .
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Steve Smith retweeted
On ⁦@SCSportsNow⁩, Erik Bakich did not hold back talking about Angel Campos, who ejected Coastal coaches during the CWS final (and ejected Cam Cannarella two years ago). He also mentions, by name, ump Billy Van Raaphorst, who ejected Bakich last year in Super Regionals.
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The 2025 #MCWS Finals were the most-watched two-game series on ESPN platforms EVER! ⚾️ 2.5M avg. viewers ⚾️ Game 2 | 2.8M viewers, 6th most-watched MCWS game on record
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Post a random baseball card. And the more random the better. I’ll start:
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I LOVE THIS!!! This is Mark Lowe who pitched for 11 years in the @MLB teaching these boys how to behave on a baseball field. I was fortunate enough to be Mark’s agent his entire career and he is an incredible guy! #shegone @notgaetti @BobFile @twuench @billdubs @SliderDominate @iamrags @low_and_outside @ROXSystem @BLocsports @RVGDag @AMBS_Kernan @SalMarinello @wg22659 @CRAIG_LAPINER
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Trying to organize a karaoke night in hell. So far, the only song requests are 'Highway to Hell' and 'Devil Went Down to Georgia.' Any other suggestions?
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Can someone cover this girl #IowaWBB
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Hey @laurenboebert maybe keep your husbands dick in his pants before worrying about anyone else's
Lauren Boebert is very good at making herself look very dumb.
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𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 🆙 The #Hawkeyes are ranked in five polls for the first time since 2015. #Hawkeyes
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The fact you continue to block any attempt for gun control makes your tweet complete bullshit. You pose w your guns, glorifying guns and play your stupid games. So on behalf of right thinking gun owners across the country.... fuck you.
My prayers are with the beautiful children whose lives have been lost, their families & the first responders who are dealing with this tragedy in Nashville!
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Iowa's Kim Reynolds "hold my kool-aid"
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Depends what I’m eating but 4,5, and 10.
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When C.R.’s Mitch Keller found out he is Pittsburgh’s opening-day starter. 👍👍👌👌
Replying to @Pirates
The moment Mitch found out is everything. 🥲
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Tommy Lasorda loses it on Kurt Bevacqua. This is really NSFW.
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