@squueaaky

the end is fucking nigh

 san diego
Joined December 2009
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Dexerto
@Dexerto16h
A man is facing jail time after stealing a flamingo from The Flamingo and taking it back to his hotel room in Vegas Mitchell Fairbarn blamed stealing Peachy on drinking "30 to 40" beers throughout the day
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*threat*
The Weather Channel
@weatherchannel16h
we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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2000s
@PopCulture2000s14h
kylie.
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Netflix
@netflix15h
Wait for it... FROM is now on Netflix.
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Beesus@Lord_BeesusOct 19
In America they mock you for being financially responsible
Mariam@GaismairOct 18
You use a debit card at 31 years old
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DUDA
@saintdemieOct 19
kylie jenner wore the fantasy bra at the victoria’s secret fashion show! 🪽
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yes megan thee stallion
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In no other country in the world do you have a situation where parents who survived a school shooting telling their kids how to survive as they go through their own school shooting. It does not have to be this way.
New York Post
@nypostOct 17
Mom who survived school shooting coaches son through Oregon attack: 'Please be as quiet as possible' trib.al/0dxoVCa
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Don’t say “opine” in a conversation with me at work please don’t piss me off
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Girl needs to go back to her roots 😭
Laura Loomer
@LauraLoomerOct 16
The plot twist nobody saw coming. I’m a natural blonde.
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I stand with Sean
Indie Book Spotlight@BookSpotlightOct 16
Good morning to everyone, but especially the dictionary.
The Merriam-Webster dictionary explaining the origin of ‘Goodbye’ meaning ‘God be with you’. And someone responding asking for evidence.

ALT The Merriam-Webster dictionary explaining the origin of ‘Goodbye’ meaning ‘God be with you’. And someone responding asking for evidence.

The Merriam-Webster dictionary giving evidence of the etymology of ‘goodbye’.

ALT The Merriam-Webster dictionary giving evidence of the etymology of ‘goodbye’.

he Merriam-Webster dictionary saying they are the dictionary and not making things up.

ALT he Merriam-Webster dictionary saying they are the dictionary and not making things up.

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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 14
Today is National Stop Bullying Day.
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I’m assembling a team
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trash jones@jzuxOct 13
(still in a dark place) ah yeah i was in a dark place then
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October 🎃🔥
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I am measuring my girlfriend’s erections
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Obsessed
DOJA CAT
@DojaCatOct 10
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Not a single person outside the millennial generation understands how old millennials actually are
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I can’t explain it but my best feature is my eyelids
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AuxGod
@AuxGod_Oct 8
29 years ago today, The original Bleeding Ghost Face mask with the heart pump was released retailing for $24.99 following the massive success of the original Scream film 📺 (1997)
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