4'6, bodybuilder, gamer, comedian....... Mother of two small foids 08/12/23 and 22/10/25. my horse cocked husband: @fartfootjob
Turku, Japan
Joined September 2024
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(me and my husband going to bed)
me: goodnight im so in love with you do you know that
him: i love you too goodnight
me: yeah but are you in love with me though
him: hehe yes goodnight
me: prove it- yeah okay goodnight
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wife made homemade bone broth and used it for soup. our baby looks like this now
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Sex is the most intimate thing two people can do. If you can repeatedly share that intimacy with strangers and walk away without a second thought, I don't believe you have capacity for love and bonding. You basically exist as an animal. I have never understood hookups.
(daughter eating her own hair)
(i look at her)
i like eating my hair mommy i NEED to eat my hair mommy so i don't go crazy mommy.
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i LIKE eating my hair mommy IT'S GOOD. :)
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So Jax is even more shallow than Stew?? Thats a first for him. Watch his ego not comprehend that someone dumped him (to not even talk is low, did she keep his ring??) #loveisblindusa #loveisblindboston
So…. Stew and jax stay as shallow the whole time? Oml this is how is Imagine the people that vote trump 😭 #loveisblindusa #loveisblindboston
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there's actually even more Indians than you thought
JUST IN🚨: We may have miscounted Earth's population.... by literally billions, new study reveals.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
A 2025 study found gridded rural population datasets underestimated figures in sampled areas by 53-84% but researchers and demographers state it does not mean Earth's total population was miscounted by billions.
nature.com/articles/s4146…
newscientist.com/article/247260…
bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0l…
cam and aneha on love is blind whew. whew
most cringe meeting on this show that ive seen and ive seen every season and almost every spinoff
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the magic of seeing your baby learn to walk goes away so fast because they start digging in every goddamn drawer and finding weapons of mass destruction you forgot you had in them
this could be a Michael Scott bit
Clavicular taught his 5 foot 5 student how to secretly remove height boosters without a girl noticing.
Clav walked him through every step of taking the inserts out while keeping her distracted. The entire tutorial was designed to prevent his date from realizing that several inches disappeared the moment his shoes came off.
our daughter diving bath toys between her and her sister be like: she gets all of them and sister gets the brown/tan skinned duplo figures
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my butt says it's 'pretty close' to a poop
