@squinesstandard

love everything you can

she/her 9+10
Joined January 2023
Me wearing my DK Metcalf jersey walking into the game tomorrow
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Today is National Singles Day.
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Today is National Singles Day.
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this is the funniest shit i’ve ever seen
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I’ve figured out a method. I’m just gonna keep watching movies
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Cool hand Luke main title best song ever?
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You know I had to put em on early
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Watching cool hand like. Do prisoners really get horny Deion not seeing a woman consistently for a few years? I mean these guys are about to cum watching a woman. I really just don’t think it would be that serious for me idk
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Getting gender envy from the opaque masked guards in EFNY
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One of snake plisskens most defining features is that he has no waist. He’s sort of a pencil shape from below the knees to the crotch
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Robert Pattinson says he is planning to kill the actor who gets cast as Batman in The DCU. (Source: ladbible.com/entertainment/f…)
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The best part of EFNY is how every criminal recognizes snake plissken and thinks he’s the coolest guy ever. He’s basically their tom brady
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Like if the president never crashed and he went in as usual he probably would’ve been fine. Like he would’ve been gangbusters everyone knows or loves him
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in the future there will be hurricanes that descend on untouched land & leave gleaming, factory-scented cities behind them. New, empty cities free of history. If u know anyone who lives there I need a couch to crash on.
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It’s Saturday, call me Craig
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I think closing pitchers are one of my favorite things about baseball what other sport has a legit final boss battle
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Me: when I was just a boy, roughly 8 years old, I found it so difficult to make the lowriders bounce. With the analog sticks. San Andreas. It nearly drove me mad. But now as a man, 30 years strong, I find this task as simple as crushing a bug. Effortless Nathan Fielder: okay
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putting my hand over my phone speaker and mouthing the words "its hitler"
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Anyone have any
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Hellish Elvis Catchphrases to make YOU the King of Memphis
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