Joined November 2013
Yeah you in your underwear grabbing your little beast in such a peculiar way...
50 million people saw me in my underwear yesterday.. why do I have this much power? 😂
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Yeah, it's a fatberg
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Replying to @kanyewest
Kanye my name is Jorhon Mülholland. I just want you to know that I still love you. You've hurt my Jewish wife @malpal3 & her community multiple times but theres just something about you I can't let go. I was raised on your music. My wife refuses to have sex w me bc of this. Idc❤️
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Replying to @eeelsd @Pootisberd1
Bro im straight believe me please
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I am a sassy little guy. Lol
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no way they're in front of the wellington street tim hortons
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立憲民主党の議員が焼肉店の個室で脱糞とか草 どっかのミンジョクみてぇだなw
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Over at PawPaws house, i am making him eat 12 burgers or I’ll never visit him again, he’s on 5 and feeling very sick, I hate him so much! 🫶❣️
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Ryoter retweeted
every time i shit into the toilet i turn around and take a look at it and i am appalled by what i see
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my aunt is mad at me because i keep trying to teach my 32 year old cousin about Jelqing
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There's no suspense in Young Sheldon. You know he's not going to die
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Ryoter retweeted
remote viewing the grocery store to see how busy it is before i leave the house
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me after unlocking 10 cases in csgo but saving money by bringing my own water bottle into amusement parks 😌
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猫派はベッドから出るのが億劫で、アンケートに応じなかったのだろう😽💤
両方好き 「犬と猫、どっちが好き?」調査結果発表 犬派が猫派を18ポイント上回る【2021年最新結果】 nlab.itmedia.co.jp/research/… #ねとらぼ調査隊
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Ryoter retweeted
i literally hope riverdale goes for like 20 seasons and they eventually do time travel and the cast keep reading their scripts and cashing their checks until network tv is abolished entirely as a medium i hope it’s humanity’s last relic of modern entertainment
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