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incredible that he actually got to see the comal in a prime state since it’s too fucking cold for any Texan to float right now
the world cup op dude got to see the riverwalk looking cute but when I took @fourrezz they drained it for cleaning, which I’ve never even heard of…life is so unfair
I rarely see commercials anymore but I am chagrined to realize I’m becoming a target demo
coffee mate using Gimme More…I am a millennial mark 💔
this weekend I made dark chocolate chip pumpkin muffins, but I grated in a raw pie pumpkin like you’d do a carrot cake and it turned out really really good 👍🏼
vivid memories of making my friends walk close with me so we could share a single set of earbuds in the early 2000s
“listen to this song with me it’s soooo good”
it’s VERY serious between me and this bread rn
going on the record that it’s worth getting into sourdough just for this thatsourdoughgal.com/the-bes…
going on the record that it’s worth getting into sourdough just for this thatsourdoughgal.com/the-bes…
lifted weights for 40 mins for the first time in weeks and I’m so fucking gassed #washed
the people staring at me at the gym have no idea what I’m smiling maniacally at right now
NEW in @playbookdc: Ken Paxton in leaked audio vents over his campaign being run by DC:
“I don’t control message or what we’re doing”
“I’ve never been in a race where I felt less control over the campaign…it’s all coming — you know — from DC”
incredible how @KenPaxtonTX has so much to say yet refuses to get on a debate stage
thank you everyone who puts up with me texting back in 5-15 business days sometimes y’all are the goats





























