“Beethoven slaps” - my 13 year old

Just out here finally watching @succession and every damn news thing about Rupert Murdoch’s retirement just *has* to include some spoilers #savesuccession

Good point

What I’m trying to say is you’re lucky I haven’t managed to kill us all.

Once the pan cooled I went to clean it and realized I never got the dish soap.

I left the burnt tortilla pan to cool and ate my sad, tortilla-less lunch.

As I was bringing up my workout clothes, I smelled something burning. I had left the tortilla on the stove too long.

While down in the basement, I noticed the laundry was done, so I grabbed some clothes for padel later.

We were out of dish soap, so I went to the basement to grab some more.

🧵 While waiting for a tortilla to warm up on the stove, I emptied a few dirty dishes from the sink.

Bananas remain undrafted 🤯

Top 5 fruits draft.

Man I can’t believe Jimmy Buffett died. Makes me feel old 👴

My son says all he wants on his tombstone is a skull emoji 💀

This college squash season will be one to remember, according to a coach I talked to

I needed a hint but eh let’s celebrate. nytimes.com/badges/games/v1/…

You were a natural

@nytimes Can you please remove this alert when reading articles on a phone browser? It amounts to a pop up ad on *every* article, which is annoying as a paid subscriber. The reason I don’t use your app is it bloats up to several gigabytes after a while

I can’t tell from the video. He’s usually a Gel Rocket guy I think

You’re #7 at best