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@squart_simpson

government of canada-certified clown aptitudes. ssssssssss

 Montréal, Québec
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Joined April 2020
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my credentials? i have 5 senses and pure taste babe
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alright this website sucks
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ok update i got so drunk at the 5 à 7 that i forgave my coworker i hate, blacked out at the bar after dinner, walked home 40 minutes with no pants on (long shirt), and was so violently hungover that i missed conference day 2. so id actually like to rescind the heart emoji here
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1/4 bar and a 2-day work conference ❤️
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im outta here
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@boston257 Aug 2023
Car goes airborne, crashes into second floor of house boston25news.com/news/trendi…
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😩😩😩
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you can become a virgin at any time
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gonna browse filthier porn on the wifi of the law firm im at for the conference than any of these evil people have ever seen
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1/4 bar and a 2-day work conference ❤️
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cocktails are really in right now
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i really want to eat (first pic) but then i have to go to an old port establishment that makes posts like (second pic)
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speedrunning emails after vacation i am the most efficient administrative professional on the planet
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people are constantly inventing new ways to be heterosexual
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upon first glance Druze is seeming like an excellent religion for me
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i wish all my oomfs would post a home tour
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my new bike btw we are so back etc
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you would not believe the anti-theft measures colin and i were discussing earlier
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forgot that august is a sad month
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it's ok though because september is arguably the best month of the year
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got my favourite ever bike stolen so ill be killing myself tonight ❤️
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this is so funny because they actually do just hand them out like candy... hilariously way easier to get a BPD diagnosis than an ADHD one (as a woman) (in canada)
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@SCHIZO_FREQ27 Jul 2023
The thing with BPD is it's not like ADHD. Doctors don't just hand out BPD diagnoses, if somebody manages to get diagnosed they 100% have it "She said she was diagnosed but she seems normal, I'll give her a chance!" you are in danger. you are in danger. you are in d
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it's sooooo awesome that quickly Canadian psychologists (who do about 1/3, if that, of the schooling of psychiatrists, and cannot prescribe medications and so do not benefit from shelling out medication-treatment disorders) realized they had the most ambiguous catch-all–
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disorder just sitting in their laps for which to prescribe infinite, never-ending, half-effective treatment that simultaneously never encourages a genuine step into agency and self-direction ❤️❤️❤️ BPD the canadian psychologist cash cow
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