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After 10 years as a systems admin, I'm taking a new adventure into the world of SQL.

Sanford, FL
Joined June 2018
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🚨BREAKING: Photos have just leaked of Michelle Obama currently vacationing on a massive private yacht on a private island in Greece This means the Obamas were rage-tweeting about being “oppressed” & “victimized” after the SCOTUS Affirmative Action ruling from THIS luxury yacht:
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here is the new ad.....
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it’s not an abortion ban, it’s common sense white woman control.
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no makeup. we’re doing this thing raw.
sitting outside the studio waiting for the makeup artist. I think I should ask for drag so I fit this month’s motif.
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It was great!
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the gospel according to Henry Jones, Sr.
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Can't fit the entire audience in the frame, but a huge crowd is cheering @angela4LNCChair #TomWoods2000
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Shot of people gathering for the big event #TomWoods2000
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And in a final bizarre act, what we all thought was part of Malice’s act turned out to be an actual drunken heckler who got taken down as Malice’s dummy was cracking jokes. #TW2000 #TomWoods2000
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In the wake of a missile attack against Iran in Iraq, I was one of only three republicans (@RepMattGaetz was another) who voted with dems to limit President Trump’s power to attack Iran. Which democrats are consistent enough to demand that same vote now that Biden is President?
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In case you missed it... @factcheckdotorg’s vaccine fact-checking project is funded by an organization that holds $2 billion of J&J stock.
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.@RealSpikeCohen is always on 🎯
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Are the vaccine passports going to be yellow, shaped like a star, and sewn on our clothes?
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Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s That doesn’t mean anything that Caesar demands , especially through extortion/coercion, is rightfully his Theft is still theft. Do not steal and do not murder apply to ALL people , including Caesar #NoKingButChrist #taxationistheft
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Replying to @MaureenAlley
There once was a Saint of Gaels That everyone in Ireland hails The Irish take glory They were part of his story But ignore that Patrick's from Wales
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UPDATED: If #AndrewCuomo should resign over #MeToo, #JoeBiden should resign over #MeToo. Cuomo now has two allegations against him. Biden has more than a half dozen, as well as years of inappropriate touching of girls on camera. NO DOUBLE STANDARDS.
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Trump gave a farewell speech? Did it include pardons for Assange, Snowden, and Ulbricht? If not, fuck him, don't care.
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Speaking of things President Trump opposes, by all accounts he is going to veto the NDAA. Do you want to know what’s important in Congress? They’re going to call us all back to try to override his veto, because they want to make sure he can’t end a war.
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