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Sebastian is the SQL Stylist at http://t.co/r75Y0fMs82 llc - Guiding you to Readable, Maintainable, Error-Free & Fast T-SQL Code.

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I don't see how a must-finish-N-stories "Sprint Goal" does anything at all useful for anybody, at least not if you have any pretense of agility. Everything from effort to "value" makes no difference. You won't know the value (or the effort) until after you deliver. ↓
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briankrebs
@briankrebs4 Oct 2021
Confirmed: The DNS records that tell systems how to find Facebook.com or Instagram.com got withdrawn this morning from the global routing tables. Can you imagine working at FB right now, when your email no longer works & all your internal FB-based tools fail?
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Data pros: what one feature do you look for when evaluating #DataOps tools or solutions to solve challenges in your database environments? #SolarWindsAdvocate
20%Improving data quality
37%Improve speed of delivery
37%Reducing workload
7%Controlling org dataflows
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Shit User Story
@ShitUserStory9 Jun 2021
As a... – user I want to... – change my password every 90 days so that... – in the event my password is compromised, my account will be safely protected. Well, eventually protected. Assuming the compromise wasn’t exploited immediately. Which it probably was. I'll just add a '1'.
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Troy Hunt
@troyhunt24 Mar 2021
I was going to write something longer on this, but I think I can summarise it in a line: Password only < password + SMS < password + authenticator app < password + U2F vice.com/en/article/y3g8wb/h…
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Hamish Watson@TheHybridDBA15 Feb 2021
Very impressed that @redgate has opened up PASS Pro learning for the community red-gate.com/hub/university/… And also the YouTube channel m.youtube.com/channel/UCCN1v… That’s brilliant and what I’d quietly hoped would happen. #sqlfamily - check out the content 😊
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Steph Locke@TheStephLocke14 Sep 2020
I just published "PASS (kinda) needs to die" link.medium.com/nmo770yYL9
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Testing #tSQLt with tSQLt with tSQLt with tSQLt... This is why @sqlity and I 💖 throw-away #cicd environments. #DevOps
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SentryOne@SentryOne24 Apr 2020
Kevin Kline (@kekline) recaps the "SQL Server Indexing for Developers and Accidental DBAs" webinar and answers questions from attendees with Sebastian Meine (@sqlity). bit.ly/2W9eXTJ
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Troy Hunt
@troyhunt15 Mar 2020
Good one @Visa, absolutely no warning about truncating generated passwords from @1Password. The account gets created but then I can't login until I view the DOM and chop the end off my >32 char password. This doesn't need to be this hard...
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Eugene Meidinger@SQLGene12 Mar 2018
Want to learn #PowerBI? I'll be all over the place for the next two months! Cincinnati, March 16th Rochester, March 23rd eventbrite.com/e/power-bi-im… Philidelphia, April 20th sqlsat714-eugene.eventbrite.… Wheeling, April 27th eventbrite.com/e/sqlsat-whee… Then, a looong nap.
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Rick Wargo@rickwargo4 Oct 2017
Want faster queries? Move that aggregate to the right! #MSSQL @sqlity
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Great Regional Mtg with our UG's Thanks for joining guys! @SlavaSQL @Jamie_Wick @sqlity @CBellDBA Damien Nolan
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IDERA
@Idera_Software19 Apr 2017
Only one hour until our #SQL Server #Cryptology #GeekSync with @sqlity! It's not too late to register: ow.ly/Hbab30aVmEV
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jayfalck@jayfalck22 Mar 2017
#sqlsatcalgary Schedule is out and I see @sqlity is speaking. Should be fun trip. Thanks @BornSQL
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Brandon Leach@SqlServerNerd7 Mar 2017
Today's Advice: When corruption strikes, It's ok to ask for help.
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"Anybody who earns a living with writing SQL modules should test those modules" Chatting with @sqlity buff.ly/2m6hBq4
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“Let us have faith in each other. Let us not grow weary. Let us not lose heart. For there are more seasons to come and...more work to do.”
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Los Angeles SQL Server Professionals Group, Thursday 5/19 6:30 PM, @sqlity presents “SQL Server Cryptology - A Primer”. For details: sql.la.
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IDERA
@Idera_Software27 Jan 2016
Our Geek Sync begins in one hour! Learn how to write effective unit tests with @sqlity. Registration and more info: ow.ly/XvOnI
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