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Part of me is hoping for an apocalypse just so I don't have to fill out anymore rental applications
The thing that's been hardest for me in going no contact with my wife's parents is the lack of homemade apple butter in my life 😿
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#MutualAid thread!
I'm going to start posting & sharing these as much as possible. Twitter shines with this & we need to be helping+supporting one another as much as we can.
Comment needs. DM w/ requests to share. QT+donate when able. Only way we get through this is together 🤝
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Encouraging the broadcast of state-sanctioned violence is a great way to help the public slowly accept dehumanization at the hands of an increasingly militarized government.
Edge of Saturday Night! This fully captures my vibe club nights, or rave nights
youtu.be/b8lPeWRBLvE
I've been told many times by different people I give the best hugs. How much should I charge strangers to experience this nirvana 🙃
Has anybody else's autocorrect hit its head? It's giving me replacements that aren't anywhere near what I typed or just leave obvious mispellings
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I'll be turning 42 Saturday. I have a few books for sale on Amazon. I was wondering if I could get 42 retweets to get the word out. Thank you 😊
a.co/d/0bZVKhjS
I can no longer count to 20,I am sad. Thankfully though the bone infection seemed to have been in my toe only, so I'm only hear here at the hospital for a couple days longer while we verify other infection lingering and the antibiotics are fighting well.
Well this wasn't what I was expecting today. I'm the hospital with a bone infection. Yay! I can totally afford that.
This year has been a banner movie year for me. Ready or Not 2? Project Hail Mary? My man Karl Urban in Mortal Combat 2? Supergirl? Now Supertroopers 3 and Violent Night 2?
Regarding my bar fly post, I relayed it to my wife and she was like, That's just you, you thought it would be any different now?
You know right when I hate mother nature and the world because the heat is unbearable, I see the drum toasters and large propane tanks moved into the stores across the city and suddenly it doesn't seem so bad.
Happy chile season peeps!
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Conservatives in the US are struggling to find a new culture war in the wake of abortion becoming an economic good and their transphobia becoming disturbingly more hateful, sexual, and fixated on children. Republicans keep excitedly talking about slippery slopes like they’re gonna be forced to ride dick or something. To their dismay, what consenting adults do isn’t their slope to slip on.
The campaign to normalize polyamory--with the New York Times in the role of drum major--came right on cue, just as I and others predicted it would. It scarcely took a crystal ball.
nytimes.com/2026/07/29/podca…






