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Southwestern Hokkaido's #1 Tahini Superfan. He/him

Joined March 2020
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Every day I get up and fall face-first into a pancake makeup applicator. I try to wipe it away and in my blind confusion I shove a red ball onto my nose. I put on my new pair of shoes and find that I have mistakenly selected size 87 Wide. I turn on the tap but it's just seltzer
My main issue w/US sushi so far is that they keep thinking of the rice as an afterthought rather than like comfortably >50% of the final score
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Ideally you get individuated, lightly-flavored grains firmly packed into an appropriately-sized, appropriately-warmed mound and attached to the topping such that it does not fall off when inverted and dipped
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I called my Representative and Senators and told them that they should oppose Jeffries and Schumer for leadership roles. It took five minutes, please do the same. Here's a simple script for you: "Hello, my name is [your name, then spell it], I’m a constituent in [zip code]. I want [Representative/Senator Name] to oppose [Jeffries/Schumer] in leadership for the new Congress and support someone new. We need new blood and stronger leaders for this once in a generation opportunity that we have." You can find your reps and their numbers here: congress.gov/members/find-yo…
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Vegan restaurants in Japan and Taiwan have a customer base of mostly white foreigners and tend to serve burritos, falafels, etc., but the places that made local foods (usually ramen) plant-based instead were invariably pretty stellar tbh
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Full disclosure, I was ready to write OP off on this like I saw several people do. But, buried in the replies, OP does post their source for this and I highly suggest you read it, too. It's very sad and I had no idea this was a thing. unodc.org/unodc/en/frontpage…
i hope a lot of you realise scam callers are actually just victims of trafficking and slavery and its best to just hang up rather than spend time tormenting them
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hey y'all so a friend of a friend of mine was recently detained by ICE, and she's started a GFM to assist with his legal fees and recoup the wages he's gonna lose while in custody, i would rly appreciate any shares and donation y'all are able to give! gofundme.com/f/supporting-he…
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At this very moment, as I write this post, shells are falling on the eastern areas of Gaza City. The sounds are absolutely terrifying. They have literally gone insane. Aircraft are flying at extremely low altitudes and the situation is incredibly difficult. Talk about what is happening here. Share our voices. Make Gaza the world's headline again.
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Small correction she actually said "Ish thiyush eyuff byee yai"
The New Yorker reached out to Haley Stevens for an interview. She asked them if they were the FBI. Full Story: bit.ly/4ezDFWn
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This is a stunning upset for so many reasons. Members of UofM Board of Regents are typically from the state’s richest families and biggest party donors. Amir not only unseated a regent in the primary who went after pro-Palestinian student protestors hard but now the lawyer who represented these students sits on the board of a major university. That’s a first.
Dearborn attorney Amir Makled, who represented pro-Palestinian protesters at the University of Michigan after they were charged, was elected to the board of the university.
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Blue wave is great but please don't leave trans women and girls behind while you celebrate. Trans girl's rights were successfully taken away yesterday in several states, they're still here and deserve to be fought for.
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The South is not a "lost cause". It's underorganized, underfunded, and relentlessly suppressed & gerrymandered. And despite it all, Black Southern voters have shown up anyway to be the conscience of this country throughout our history. I hope people realize that.
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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"Michigan, we did it!" @AbdulElSayed says as he takes the stage in Detroit. Crowd here going wild. El-Sayed, the first Muslim ever elected to the U.S. Senate, adds: "Tonight we can turn that inshAllah into an Alhumdullilah."
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Chopsticks give you more appreciation for spoons than they do for forks tbh
so long as I'm doing unpopular Japan takes: the fork is superior to chopsticks almost every time, prove me wrong
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US servicemen have been physically assaulting and raping Japanese women and girls in Okinawa and across Japan for decades, and not only do most go unreported, those reported rarely have justice b/c the US military protects their criminals and ships them out to avoid punishment.
Okinawa Times replaced its usual back page with all document cases of sexual violence and other grave crimes involving U.S. military personnel in Okinawa, Japan, since 1945. 371 documented cases, but the real number is probably much bigger, as most cases go unreported.
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heroes. heroes. heroes.
BREAKING: People Against Genocide smash military satellites bound for Israel, inside Ultra I&C's Hertfordshire arms facility. This action today coincides with the 109th anniversary of the Balfour Declaration, when the British signed away the land of Palestine to Zionist militias
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I ditched the Elf Senshi hair but kept the Elf Senshi lifestyle
I'm still testing that pasta today but first please appreciate how nice my hair looks right before it dries
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his gun is naked
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Can you imagine going like BELGIUM COMES TO ME IN MY DREAMS! I WILL BARE MY SOUL TO BELGIUM! I WILL KISS BELGIUM UNDER THE BLEACHERS!!!
In hindsight this was far and a way the defining moment of the 2026 midterms. the last year distilled down to a single soundbyte lmao
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