i mean statistically u cant rlly get mad at bisexual women for dating men so often because like there are objectively more heterosexual men than queer women

save a horse ride a cowboy never made sense to me because i wouldnt have been riding the horse in the first place. if we want to save the horse you should be telling the cowboy to ride ME

wait im in a rage

oh ok cool

white man in flip flops looking up football odds during class stole my unassigned assigned seat

when you dont understand a joke

lowkey having the worst day ever

mind u whole time i thought thiswas milton from kickin it

wait an etoile rewatch rn

back in the city i’m just another girl in a sweater…

there’s really no way to express this without sounding like an asshole but it is genuinely so difficult watching youtubers that are less smart than you

i need those lizzy mcalpine tour dates to drop and NOW

went to my first therapy intake session and sobbed for the full hour

i think they’re trying to tell me something

we’re rlly just inviting everyone huh