@spokenclaw

πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ dumb inept nerd who likes gaming, worldbuilding, paleo, history, geography and religious studies or whatever | may be nsfw | g*rman fāggot

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Joined February 2022
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QA ask me anything if you don't you'll die in 7 years
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Adrian@blagojevism19h
Chicago is great but its problems are obvious: it was built over soggy marshland and, to this day, ancient amphibians, pale salamanders the size of train cars and toads the size of houses, slumber in the soft mud beneath the water table. One day, those monsters will wake up.
Ilya Sukhar
@ilyasuOct 17
Chicago is an excellent city. Why isn't this more well known?
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Kittycel@Kittycel668h
It is actually like that
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katie_moder πŸ•·οΈ@kat_moder5h
Polyphemus: Huh... I feel like there should be something blocking our way out of this cave... The ever-sleepy Cyclops:
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@Yoda4ever10h
Just a sleepy baby..πŸ•πŸΎπŸ˜Š
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John Carpenter sounds like what I would call Jesus if I couldn’t remember his name
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"midriff"? heh. trust me buddy, there ain’t nothing mid about this riff *starts playing enter sandman poorly*
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Attack of the Peacekeepers
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dihya@sundialswordOct 17
wanted to try manuscript style so drew medieval boymoder "what does your surcouat say?" "...." "i dont know" cause.they didnt know how to read in medievil ages get it haha.
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Sugar@reaversugarOct 17
Replying to @AspirinJuice425
Light on implies you're there. If you're NOT there, you should be shot dead in the street for LYING
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wind@pacificarchi10h
thereisnobeth@thereisnobeth14h
Replying to @turbo_sloot
magic is real and you should use it for political assassinations
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A lot
cyrus@echothoOct 17
do you guys also fantasize about explaining stuff you like to others
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kat@evilseawenchOct 17
coworker just posted a modern renaissance painting
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Terrelio Bonium is well on his way to become Grand Master of House Hlaalu. The Camonna Tong and the Ja-Natta Syndicate have been decapitated. Talos guide his long and thundering steps.
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Met a sload during a quest in narsis district. Genuinely so fascinating, I love the mention of how sloads consider themselves humans, in fact the purest form of human
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I'm built like a sload bruh
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Replying to @nikicaga
India literally used to have affirmative action seats in the Lok Sabha for Anglo Indian people
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replier is just like wrong. OP does not read as sexual at all, not in isolation anyways. And it if had said mouse instead if mouse girl that'd just be a whole different image. One makes you think of an actual mouse, the other of an anthropomorphic one. Different things
Cool Dude πŸ€ πŸ’€@cooldudetmOct 17
The most vindicated reply in history. Nobody has ever been as correct.
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Spanish civil war be like yea the feet and John are fighting cnc
The True Size of Maps@TrueSizeOfMapsOct 16
The Spanish Civil War
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Ah yes, black Sabbath, famously never once sang about political things, uhuh
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@putey_puteOct 16
I’ve been into Metal my whole life; seen Pantera, Slayer, Machinehead, Maiden, Korn, Black Sabbath, Kiss and dozens of others. None of them spewed shite about politics. Not one.
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NORDRHEIN-WESTFALEN STANDS STRONG
The True Size of Maps@TrueSizeOfMapsOct 16
The EU divided into 28 countries with equal population
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INSPECTOR@inspectorrrrrOct 16
Telvanni Zo'ruhn has been kicked out of the Desert Rose Bordello for attempting to wash her redware dishes in the pool whilst communal coitus was occurring on the other side.
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