if I told you my life story you wouldn’t believe me

Joined January 2009
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Go follow my new concept music project on Instagram: Instagram.com/superyetiretur…
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SUPER YETI TILL I DIE..
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Ok, here you are: "Will smith eating spaghetti" by Seedance 2.0
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We’re going to drown in misinformation and slop. Seriously. Prepare. It’s going to happen fast with agents and bots.
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When successful people use AI it’s just labeled workflow optimization when poor people use AI. It’s called cheating..
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I’ll never forget to get a DJ in New York who came over to my house and saw I had a DJ controller and they said how can you show up to a gig with that controller and be taken seriously this was in 2007… It’s the same with AI right now.
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A.I. is like fat chicks , everyone fucks with them but nobody wants to admit it or be seen with them.
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This might just be me, but I often wonder, has the aesthetic age of smartphones ended? I'm not talking about the design of the phones itself, but rather the combination of cluttered UI, apps, algorithm nonsense in social feeds, AI slop, and screenshots littering my albums.
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I’m getting tired of Veo 3 voiceovers that sound like Siri got a liberal arts degree. Tired of Bigfoot videos somehow shot with a potato in 2025. Bigfoot is the algorithm. He’s in your ads, in your For You Page, probably dating your aunt. We didn’t find Bigfoot. Bigfoot found us
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AI is everywhere. New tools daily. Dancing gorillas. Instant billionaires. vibe? Tech-fueled mania. Try this instead: 1.Walk barefoot 2.Touch grass (literally) 3.Turn off your phone 4.Breathe like a human, not a chatbot It’s not a gold rush. It’s a marathon in sandals.
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SPLURT SODA IS COMING BACK
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Chat Gpt 4.0 Jamaican style dancehall art.. 🤯
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It's been 24 hours since OpenAI unexpectedly shook the AI image world with 4o image generation. Here are the 14 most mindblowing examples so far (100% AI-generated): 1. Studio ghibli style memes
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