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Ally Spier

@spiersays

I can understand euphemisms, idiosyncrasies, and complex metaphors. Also, professional writer and wordplay-er (see: @thevocabaret @caveatnyc)

 Brooklyn, NY
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Joined August 2009
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The only remaining fresh air is npr’s, alone in your home
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Guy driving car with license plate “SMILEUSA” almost just killed me in a crosswalk
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Quirky earrings have gotten out of control
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it has come to my attention that uh, what!
Twitter profile of Vocabaret with a cover photo containing a person at a mic in front of an audience gesturing to a slide containing an image of the cover of Because Internet with the quote "No one who writes 'u' [the letter] does it because they're unaware that "you" is an option." -Gretchen McCulloch (that's me. it's not me at the mic tho. who is this.) The twitter account description says "NYC's wordplay variety show hosted by award-winning wordsmiths." WHO IS THIS I JUST WANNA KNOW

ALT Twitter profile of Vocabaret with a cover photo containing a person at a mic in front of an audience gesturing to a slide containing an image of the cover of Because Internet with the quote "No one who writes 'u' [the letter] does it because they're unaware that "you" is an option." -Gretchen McCulloch (that's me. it's not me at the mic tho. who is this.) The twitter account description says "NYC's wordplay variety show hosted by award-winning wordsmiths." WHO IS THIS I JUST WANNA KNOW

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It should be, though
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Never quite sure if I’m watching prestige tv or illusionist tv
White Lotus opening credits should be available as wallpaper
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Especially love @nycmarathon day because it treats cars like the subs they should be year-round
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The Skint agrees: you gotta come to SpeakEasy at @caveatnyc this Wednesday at 7 PM! Featuring: @shadesofgreaves @spiersays @Eitanthegoalie @karenkho @sarahagruen @thepatrickross @Leah_Abrams @amyjmuller TIX (in-person + livestream): caveat.stellartickets.com/ev…
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Told you
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Gonna be Thrifty Boy for Halloween
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The only thing I’m interested in discussing about the new album is how she holds her pen
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Me at the club as a 35 year old
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.@spiersays is hosting tomorrow's WORDS NIGHTMARES show! But [zoom in on an old black-and-white @Punderdome3000 photo] she's actually always been in a Words Nightmare ... caveat.nyc/events/vocabaret-…
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I refuse to look up npr’s rob stein bc i want to continue believing he’s actually just wallace shawn
Was the name of his sled
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I appreciate when the dating app crashes. Like it’s just saying “Ok you, that’s enough for today.”
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Wait i think i was supposed to retweet this
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Tariq the corn kid better be filthy stinkin’ rich now
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How long before this was actually written do we think the author came up with the headline (I’m guessing years ago)?
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In the last week, I’ve been hit on by a 23yo who didn’t know where he was, negged by a 42yo I briefly dated, dm’ed by my childhood bully, who’s now a conspiracy theorist, & propositioned by a married “nihilist” who blamed his desire to cheat on capitalism. Time for a vacation ✌🏻
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