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that you're wrong. you think you're right. that makes you dangerous.

is this the end of spider-man ?

when i saw him through that window sitting there … looking the same he did all those years before in chem lab .. something inside me turned over.

or what ? you'll fail me ? i could teach this class.

we all have secrets: the ones we keep...and the ones that are kept from us.

HEY, BIG BIRD !

my fans expect a certain amount of quippage in every battle.

organic web shooters, huh ? it's cool, but disgusting.

that’s what i love about this city. every timeiI need to hit someone really, really hard, some jerk steps up and volunteers.

you’re so fat, you're belly button echoes. when you back up, you go ‘beep beep beep’. every time you get on a elevator, it exceeds maximum weight.

thought you got riddled with artillery fire and drowned in the east river. guess we're just not as smart as we think we are, huh ?

part man, part spider, ALL COP !

i have spider-sense ! you got to learn to trust the spider-sense !

it’s arachnid … and you call YOURSELF a doctor !

not good. can't have people taking pictures of my three chest hairs.

no, you're thinking ... .badly. what's a 'spideypool' ?

you do this for a living ? with that accent, i was thinkin' rodeo clown.

they made a movie about me and you all went to see it ! (even though i didn't get a dime from it.)

so i just, um, feel like I could be doing more. you know ? just curious when the next real mission is gonna be. so, yeah, just call me back. it’s peter. parker.

let cap handle that stuff. me, i want a bath.