i really make monthly payments to jeff bezos just so i can watch spongebob on demand when i’m h*gh

y’all… i’m ngl - i screamed when Logan’s age appeared on the screen #BachelorInParadise

i don’t wanna sound dramatic but where in the city can i go to s c r e a m

yearning for a simpler time AKA hearing sylvan esso’s “coffee” in 2014 for the first time

my drunk a$$ sobering up the moment i hear someone raise their voice on the train

sorry but charlie puth is so good tf open.spotify.com/track/1jIMj…

didn’t start feeling 27 until my back started hurting jfc

emotional support chipotle 😃 the groceries rotting in my fridge 😐

someone is blasting miss jordin spark’s “no air” feelin like summer ‘06~

i literally only come on this app to tweet about how st0ned i would like to be. and right now, tremendously :/

my roommates dad keeps asking if i’m “in town” so i can buy him weed 😭😭

sat down to smoke & read what i thought was a fun lil article about dimes square… i think it broke my brain frfr 😃

i have aged 10 years in the last month 🥲

i’m such a hater i literally go on reddit to downvote hundreds of comments in order to fall asleep

idk how ppl use linkedin so ducking formally when all i want to do is comment “fuck yeah” whenever my besties get a new job

can’t believe working in music has made me an even bigger people pleaser than i was before 😭

local coffee shop playing THE 2011 childish gambino ep…. a vibe *puts headphones back in to continue listening to olivia rodrigo*

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