happily married, proud father, shit gamer, worse poster

United States
Joined January 2025
I call the hair on women’s nipples “bubes”
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So stay right here, because *these* are the good old days.
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This is why I stay at Hampton Inn. They get me.
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Killing karaoke tonight I love this it’s so fun
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Banana for scale
From the Roadster launch, keep your eyes focused on the left side…
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Cat got your thumb?
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Can you imagine your mother asking you so many stupid questions you decided to write a song about it? That’s what Down by the Bay is.
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“Threads — and Bluesky — have effectively quarantined some of the worst people on the internet.” Luckily I’ve never been on Bluesky and the Threads algorithm treats me alright but I do believe the above to be true.
Last year I thought Threads was an existential risk to X. When Meta puts its full weight behind something -- by injecting the app into Instagram, it’s DEFCON 5: You have to squeeze out every last drop of growth from all available surfaces to save the app. However, I started to realize that the opposite was happening: It was strengthening X. If you look at any announcement by Zuck, you will see the most rude & toxic comments on the internet. But when he makes those same announcements on X, people are thrilled about how he’s pushing humanity forward. X is a place where people are excited about the future, so it’s no surprise he and his top lieutenants are using it more than their own app. Threads — and Bluesky — have effectively quarantined some of the worst people on the internet. And so I had an epiphany: those apps are X’s anti-abuse systems.
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V66 Lookout Nutsac Night
Heads up, we've seen reports of the V66 Lookout "Nutac Night [Volt PR]" and other weapon styles with similar characteristics glowing on Night Marsh. This is intentional and only visible to friendlies and not to enemy runners. However, we will be toning down the brightness in a future patch. For now, be the beacon of Night Marsh for your crew.
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I have a family member who is not verified on Twitter and posts literal nonsense getting 7-15 likes and 2-5 reposts per post. How did she get this following.
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Dude I miss vine so fucking much
i can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to see the sequel to FRE SH A VOC A DO
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I think @FedEx and @UPS need to make bot connectors
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I truly refuse to believe that this is a mainstream thought. But maybe I married the right woman idk.
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went to the dispensary to pick up some prerolls and the ONLY decor they have is this fake dead body for halloween. no gravestones or skeletons just the dead body … okay!!!!
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Just asked Grok to create a prompt I could paste into Grok Bot and it just created the new bot instead. Didn’t know they worked like that yet.
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Saying “it’s about that time” every time someone asks for the time and meaning it.
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I see companies getting scared of their products being vibecoded and free for the public and pushing to now also use AI to make their apps/pages more efficient.
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This shit is why I wanted to be an astronomer when I grew up...
My wife's friend is a flight attendant and took these pictures of the SpaceX launch yesterday, from 30,000ft. Note the winglet, because, there's ALWAYS an aviation angle.
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The Plymouth Parks Department maintains the nastiest fucking bathrooms I ever encounter.
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Park goers doing this
Talk about a dramatic exit!😂😂 This squid left a messy goodbye on the boat. 🛥️💨
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I want the titan 2 elite but I love my apple ecosystem
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