.@KitchenKobold A server asked a little girl if her steak was ok medium because everyone else in her family got it medium and she said "do you guys have a small"'
I cast my Heisman ballot for #TuaTagovailoa! Click the player you think deserves the Heisman House vote. (📍@NissanUSA)
The strangest news stories begin with "Florida man ..." and usually contain the word "naked" in the first paragraph.
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Democrats separately want #BrettKavenaugh to ask for an FBI investigation because they are too chicken to do so themselves as they fear the political ramifications. #KavanaughHearings
#BrettKavanaugh is the most blue-collar Yale Law grad I've ever seen. I hope he's confirmed I like this guy! #KavanaughHearings
#BrettKavanaugh used bad Latin (#alumnius) in his yearbook entry when he was 16. Call the Grammar Police! #KavanaughHearings
Investigate WHAT exactly? Its all allegations and denials. The FBI will turn up nothing else. #KavanaughHearings
Senator Durbin is trying to trick #BrettKavanaugh into obstructing his own nomination process. #KavanaughHearings
Just seen on FB: How did a young #BrettKavanaugh manage to harass only Democratic young women? #KavanaughHearings
Can a staffer for @ChuckGrassley PLEASE print his notes in a larger font so he doesn't stumble through another prepared statement? #KavanaughHearings
.@realDonaldTrump Mr. President, I urge you to revoke the security clearance of ALL former intelligence officials (and Congressmen) no longer in active federal service. The "need to know" principle outweighs all other concerns. #DrainTheSwamp
Here's a question for you geopolitical experts bashing Trump's press conference.
Q: What do you call saying one thing to your adversary's face while doing something else?
A: Diplomacy.
See also, "Walk softly and carry a big stick". Seriously, people, get a grip.
#TreasonSummit
I guess throwing a Cinco de Mayo party isn't #CulturalAppropriation since more liberals fit the role of drunken hypocrit than fit into a Chinese-theme prom dress.
Actually, she seems to be a good judge of character. xitter.cf/bloodless_coup/status/…
