thanks anon 😍. the next thing I'm going to manifest is first class airfare to Sao Paulo

What the fuck you even supposed to do with your hands while you’re getting your dick sucked ?????

By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”

not even kidding whatever interest you have at 14 will actually stick with you forever

Norway shipped over 2,000 lbs of their own food for World Cup to avoid American diet. They weren't leaving performance to chance: - 300kg of Atlantic salmon and fish - 116kg of Norwegian brown cheese - 6,000 oranges - 3 Norwegian chefs The lead chef, Aron Espeland, has cooked for the national team for 35 years. He flew in with brand new kitchen equipment and juicers shipped from Norway. Why go this far? Norway follows European food law, stricter than the US. They restrict ingredients on reasonable doubt, not after proof of harm. And their star takes it even further. Erling Haaland treats his body like a science project: - Morning sunlight and red light panels - Organ meats, grass-fed steak, ~6,000 cal a day - Mouth tape, blue-light glasses, bed by 10:30 - Ice bath into sauna, 4-5x a week - Filters his own water

If someone stabbed you and started sucking you off after, would you feel the stab wound pain or the blowjob pleasure?