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Truly the savior of the community.

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Joined December 2013
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Who cares that he lied to gdq? He suffered the consequences for that, his run is a legit segmented speedrun. [Reddit Galaxybrain posters supporting a dude who literally lied to the biggest speedrunning event after people spent thousands of dollars to see a run]
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Yeah Mario in 64 controls like a tank on ice skates. Sunshine controls like a chihuahua wearing a jetpack wearing a jetpack, and Galaxy controls like a half-full jug of milk covered in honey.
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i can't believe karl doesnt actually have a 12 inch cock
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Weird that Minecraft would disallow non-livestreamed runs. Not everyone's bandwidth can handle livestreaming. What am I going to do, modify the game's drop rates?
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Is there such a thing as a "blind" (not blindfolded) speedrun?
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Speedrun.com's new owners have covered it in so many ads you can't even see the content [xpost /r/assholedesign]
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The crowd memes are by far the least offensive thing about GDQ events. With no crowd or couch to get in the way, theres nothing to stop the reading of etxremely cringey donation messages. HAHA. PUNS. GET IT GUYS? Also my dad died 16 years ago while I was playing Mario.
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/r/Speedrun.txt retweeted
First they came for the emotes, and I did not speak out, for I am not an emote.
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[Pouring one out for Apollo....]
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"hey dream did you cheat?" "no" "well I guess he didn't cheat, because if he did, he wouldn't talk to me"
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I, too, have clipped out of bounds for the opportunity to slam. This [Cyberpunk 2077] speedrun speaks to me on a spiritual level.
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[WR] Getting Laid In CyberPunk 2077
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The hardest category to run in [Cyberpunk 2077] is glitchless
Y'all, you're joking right? We are already passed the $500 mark? AND THE FIRST RUN IS STILL GOING? We are floored over here. Thank you so so much for helping out @AbleGamers and keep those donations coming! We have plenty of incentives to meet! twitch.tv/midwestspeedfest
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SPEEDRUNNERS, IT'S TIME TO UNIONISE
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Now you're never going to get your run of Katawa Shoujo Any% in a GDQ. Congrats.
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I don't know what this is about but I hate everyone.
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Guy called punchy tries to punch someone. Pikachu face
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What I don't understand is how willfully and flippantly these people are admitting to very serious crimes. Coming out and publicly saying you've raped or assaulted someone doesn't really bode well for your freedom.
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[WR] IKEA VR Pancake Kitchen Pancake% in 2:58
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