Pro-tip: explain how your product will help people "slow down and focus." You can sell ANYTHING.

[hoisting myself up to a monk meditating on a Himalayan mountaintop] So I asked AI about the nature of existence. Can you confirm what it told me is accurate?

Who needs an attention span, right? I mean, what is anyone even paying attention to? Ridiculous

Some of you didn't observe this holiday properly and it shows.

A hat on a hat looks weird. But put a hat on that hat on a hat, and suddenly it looks like you're doing something interesting, with intent.

Zoom should have a free plan where your meetings get interrupted with ads every so often @Zoom

it's sub-brands within sub-brands, man

Call me a Post-Impressionist the way my posts get impressions

i love the internet because it lets you order stuff through the mail

Don't overthink it don't overthink it don't overthink it don't over— agh, you overthought it.

Guy who only reads LinkedIn for the obituaries

Hey man it was great hanging out the other day. How would you rate your experience?

OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GOD. OH— MY GOD.

“We’re not just a product, we’re—“ ok so you’re a product

When you log on to your own personal Hell

Hi, sorry I'm late, what’s this meeting about? Do you need me for this? You do? It's important? I'm integral to the process? I should have been aware already? Well, ok then, why didn't you say so? I’ll stay.

When you open the deck and the client's already in there

Remember Italian brain rot? I don't.