Sowerby United FC

Please can we bring £20 for your football tops on Saturday !!

To All Players : Please get ready to start paying for the training tops which have been delivered and now awaiting printing of Initials !

@sowerby_fc confirm @Waddy007 as been taken as a board member to shape things up !! He quoted today at sky news shape up or shit out !

@MadNick14 .. I think I look more like Scott Parker !! @Waddy007 @17Elroy

After interviewing @MadNick14 he confirmed that lady's said he looked liked Michael Carrick , after gelding his hair he then said I think ..

Well done to the second team ! Went through to the next round of the cup with a win on pens

@sowerby_fc “@MadNick14: early contender for goal of the season to keep sowerby utd res in the cup. #ballbag”

Great performances from : @JakeAllott1989 @brook_ryan Top Moaner : @swazer10 Quote of the day : @jpdoc30 what's with the fancy chips !!

Well done to Sowerby bridge today great effort but @sowerby_fc was just that better class !! 2-0 final score. Cory 16min Barber 51min

New training tops go on sale from this weekend ! £20 per top. Money to be paid up front please see @jpdoc30 @Waddy007

“@DohertyGerry: @sowerby_fc How many managers have won a trophy at Sowerby? @sowerby_fc #SACKED

@sowerby_fc player @Waddy007 admits that he became obsessed with "dogging" - driving to countryside car parks to have sex with strangers

@chrispunda28just completed fitness test!@jpdoc30 comments: I see his leg injury as healed well. What a great signing

Happy birthday @WayneRooney if you would like a free hair cut please attend @jpdoc30 barbers in ripponden Halifax! If you get chance RT

This is a massive game in a cup we should be aiming to win so we need to be focused and up for it from the off and get back to winning ways

Sowerby bridge away , massive squad so some will be with 2nds ,meet club at 1pm prompt early kick off again let me know your available ASAP!