HP Sauce

Always keep a fresh cat in the fridge. You never know when hunger might strike. (Cat always climbs into fridge if he can - and is enticed out with treats. And I wouldn’t dream of eating him!).

Good to know, Ticketmaster are useless globally, not just in the US.

Really enjoying paying for Leagues Cup matches I couldn’t opt out of, for tickets I can’t sell or return to Sounders for credits. $108 wasted - thanks Sounders.

Hello, from your Denmarkian friend… 🤦🏼‍♀️

Well worth an extra $200 a year @SoundersFC. Absolute garbage.

I’m fed up of “things getting interesting” Can we just have a few years of “boring”?

Irrespective, I’ll be here, supporting my country in two years time and beyond. The England hate from my “friends” just shows me who my true friends are. When it happens, and it will, you have no idea just how insufferable I’m going to be.

Me, this Sunday at 8:00AM…

ITS COMING HOME!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁

Come on, England.

Instead of “His Hair is so Fine”, how about “He’s got 2 first names, He’s got 2 first names Andrew Thomas He got 2 first names”

Summer in Bermuda…errrr, I mean West Seattle.

Yes yes yes yes yes!!!!! Get in there, Lewis!!!

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Bollocks.

You better not have made me get up early for nothing, Southgate. Come on, England!

Lipton?! Not in my house!

‘king Hell, England!