I enjoy meeting people and having fun, I assume. Copywriter, bibliophile, and lapsed stand-up comic. Spiritually Victorian.
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Everything I’m shown on Insta now is a video with a caption like ‘This injured duck was sure to die, til I nursed it back to health at my pet hospital / ranch, Alabama Animal Paradise. The twist? He’s fully recovered & made $1m for us in crypto. I guess there’s magic everywhere’
I asked Alexa to play classical music for kids. She obliged with Land of Hope and Glory. Not what I had in mind, and the baby’s still crying, presumably because Captain Tom’s dead
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I hope Sue Grey starts her PowerPoint with ‘People will forget the things you did, forget the things you said, but not the way you made them feel - Maya Angelou’ which I can confirm was the opening slide for every advertising agency presentation 2008 - 2014
Boris’ Peppa Pig outburst has strong ‘still wired from the office summer party and straight into an 8am client presentation’ energy
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Important news my end: I believe I have won over my GP’s receptionist through a gruelling long-game process of smiling, doing jokes, being very charming etc. Excited about the future.
Am I the only person who doesn’t like working with a laptop in cafes? Absolutely can’t do it. I don’t work, I just look at everyone
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Dominic Raab is thick is he? Well I never. Can’t believe it. This will take some getting used to. Hoo boy. I had to sit down for this one etc
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‘She was a beautiful dancer; she was a wonderful daughter’ is going round and round my head like a line from a poem.
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Dads of the world are absolutely loving the petrol chat: how to do the shortest journeys, which Essos are still open, etc. I’m happy for them.
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I have my suspicions that many of the posts raving about @Nigella_Lawson ‘s recipes and resulting successes are managed ? No doubt Nigella is talented but ‘‘tis a shame
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Life tip: want to feel chronically old and unappealing? Try following Timothee Chalamet on Instagram
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Sophie Henderson retweeted
I met Paul McCartney because of Sean Locke, just after meeting Sean himself. He shouted “Oi Paul!” Across Soho Sq, Paul waved back, came over and chatted for half an hour. When he left I said “How do you know him?” Sean said “I don’t, but he knows he’s Paul McCartney doesn’t he”
Couldn’t have put it better myself
'Everyone should be cremated and thrown in the sea,' the councillor said
bbc.in/3ibq4X2
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Myself and @MarbellaReturns both do Alex Jennings, saying ‘My dearest Peaches’ in the manner of Edward from The Crown. We are superb at it. It’s pointless.
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Hi Sajid, I know you’re still quite new - but do you think it might be time to get Marcus Rashford in to help you?
I know many people will feel cautious about the easing of restrictions – that’s completely understandable.
But no date will ever be risk free, so we have to take a broad and balanced view on the different risks to our society. 👇🏾
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