Sort of a conspiracy theorist

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
Mom and sister discuss soup:
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Joke’s on them because my super power is that I can watch anything in its entirety and somehow retain zero information 😎
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Is there anything more southern than forgetting that your great aunt sent you home with a tupperware of leftover pimento cheese and finding it in your purse the next day?
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Why not just put the red M&M in heels
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Sophie Anderson retweeted
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In Los Angeles, if you do not monitor your hairdresser closely you will walk away with a shag.
Four separate people alerted me of the Hollywood Bowl reopening this morning I am ready 2 dance all summer
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A @westelm customer service rep told me I have “the patience of Job” and I would like to know where I can find her contact info so that I can list her as a reference in the future
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i love crispy things and i love sauces
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My dad, age 57, has never once passed up the opportunity to make a snowman and that is why he is my hero ☃️
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my neighbor's rooster won't stop night crowing and I don't know what to make of it
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Sophie Anderson retweeted
Women. Accounted. For. All. The. Losses.
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Sophie Anderson retweeted
Vons and Albertsons stores in California just laid off every one of their full-time, union delivery drivers, and will replace them with DoorDash gig workers who receive no benefits as a direct result of Prop 22. buff.ly/358CR6Z
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Do you stay up as late as you possibly can Sunday night to put off having to face Monday morning or do you have work-life balance
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My next door neighbor’s most toxic trait is that he lets the alarm on his google home go off for like 45 minutes every morning who does that
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God this is so pathetic. We already paid for this shit with our tax dollars!!! Grow a spine and get your check, Joe!!!
Here's the deal: Because President Trump refuses to concede and is delaying the transition, we have to fund it ourselves and need your help. If you're able, chip in to help fund the Biden-Harris transition. joe.link/2UNbPwc
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Sophie Anderson retweeted
⚠️REMEMBER CALIFORNIA ONE MORE HOUR UNTIL COVID COMES OUT⚠️
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Sorry I am not impressed by this fucking dweeb finally acknowledging the obvious
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Thank god for this crucial regulation everyone knows the virus is at its most contagious and the immune system is at its weakest at 10:02 pm
Due to the rise in #COVID19 cases, CA is issuing a limited Stay at Home Order. Non-essential work and gatherings must stop from 10pm-5am in counties in the purple tier. This will take effect at 10pm on Saturday and remain for 1 month. Together--we can flatten the curve again.
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One can only hope
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