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A genuine privilege to work with #Linatrivedi on jokes for presentations, inspiration for ,#beanybubble, sadly didn't get a poem written about me.
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I was 18 with my mates in Wetherspoons, there was a table of girls just across from us, I fancied one of them and my mate suggested I send a drink, I decided to send some beans, she realised it was me and we got talking, 6 years later we are married, baked beans found me my wife
Apparently the only music in Spotify is Jo Rogan singing "Vax entertainment"
If @spotify doesn’t immediately remove @joerogan, I will release new music onto the platform. #youwerebeautiful
isn't this what North Korea does?
I'm now launching a counter-campaign to run alongside this - for everyone to have a portrait of Queen, if they want one. A multi-sexual, multi-racial, legendary rock behemoth that shows off the soft power of British cultural diversity, and Freddie's amazing trousers.
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so very very shocked
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Big Amends is the new villain in the spider verse, he's Peter parkers sub editor. "Bring me photos of spider man's lunch!"
Agency: "The CEO has some big amends. Could you jump on a call with them tomorrow just to come up with some new words and phrases for the ones they want changing?"
Me: "What, like on the spot?"
Agency: "Yep"
Me: "Hate to burst my own bubble but that's not how it works."
how do you avoid smoke in your kitchen at xmas? Get an advent calendar #goldcrackers
Why were the press so mean to Santa and his wife when they came out of the closet? Because the Clause were out #GoldCrackers