FYI TO ALL MY FRIENDS. Never wipe spilled scorpion pepper off the counter with your bare hand, wipe your hand on your jeans, then rub your eye. You will jump and shout like you just got the Toronto blessing. The worst part is, I know deep inside that I would have laughed my buns off if it had happened to one of my friends.

None of the 24 elders are judging the 12 tribes of Israel. The OT saints are not resurrected until after the second coming, the 24 elders are there prior. - Kristen

Lee does not believe that the rapture trumpet will be on a feast day. The Head didn't go up on a feast day, it should follow that neither will the Body. - Kristen

Saturday, November 14, 2026 “Awake & Ready: Living in Light Of His Return” TIME – 7:30AM – 4:00PM MESSAGE – TBD VENUE – Calvary Chapel Inverness ADDRESS – 960 S. US Highway 41 Inverness, FL 34450 MORE INFORMATION – calvaryinv.com/2026-cci-prop…

No one's names are blotted out. “All who dwell on the earth will worship him, whose names have not been written in the Book of Life of the Lamb slain 👉from the foundation of the world.” Revelation 13:8 - Kristen

The wedding isn't in Heaven and it's not during the 70th week. 🙄 - Kristen

Yes they are in the Bible and shared in the post. - Kristen

Nothing that you quoted states that angels are redeemable. Jesus died for humankind. - Kristen

No one was ever saved by the law and no one ever will be. It's all about faith in the Lord Jesus. - Kristen

Yes you should because we believe what the Bible says. - Kristen

True to an extent, so look at the context of the passages you read in the book of Revelation. - Kristen

THE SEVENTH TRUMPET IS NOT THE RAPTURE The “last trump” in 1 Corinthians 15:52 is often identified as Revelation’s seventh trumpet, but Paul never says they are the same. Look at Revelation 11:15–18. The kingdoms of this world become the kingdoms of Christ. He takes His great power and reigns. The nations are angry, His wrath has come, and the time has come to judge the dead and reward His servants. The 24 elders are already in heaven in Revelation 4–5, before the first seal is opened. They are resurrected, blood-bought human beings who have already received their resurrection rewards. They are still before God’s throne when the seventh trumpet sounds. The prophetic sequence matters: the morning star comes before dawn, and dawn before sunrise. The Lord comes for His Church, the tribulation follows, and Christ returns in glory to establish His kingdom. The seventh trumpet announces Christ’s reign and the judgment associated with His Second Coming. It does not describe the Church being caught up to meet the Lord in the air. Scripture never identifies the seventh trumpet as the “last trump” of the Rapture.

It's no wonder..... you're using a tool to give you what only the Word of God and the Holy Spirit can do honestly. - Kristen

Do you take the text literally? - Kristen

WHO ARE THE 24 ELDERS? WHO THEY CANNOT BE: • ANGELS: Revelation 5:9-10 describes them as redeemed by Christ’s blood. Hebrews 2:16 says Christ took on Him the seed of Abraham, not the nature of angels. Redemption is for humanity. • OLD TESTAMENT SAINTS: Daniel 12:1–3 places their resurrection and reward after the tribulation, at the second coming. Yet the elders already wear crowns and sit on thrones during the 70th week (Revelation 4:4). • THE CHURCH AWAITING RESURRECTION: The elders are already glorified, enthroned, and rewarded. WHO THEY ARE: THE GLORIFIED CHURCH Revelation 1:19 outlines what John has seen, what is, and what will be. In Revelation 4:1, John is called up to heaven as the vision moves to things hereafter. The elders sit on THRONES - not chairs - wear white raiment, and bear stephanos, crowns of reward (Revelation 4:4). In Revelation 5:1–10, they witness the Lamb take the scroll and sing of redemption. They are kings and priests from every tribe, tongue, people, and nation. WHY 24? They represent the heads of the 24 courses of the New Testament royal priesthood, foreshadowed by David’s 24 priestly divisions (1 Chronicles 24; Josephus, Antiquities 7.365). WHY IT MATTERS: The elders are in heaven before the Lamb opens the first seal in Revelation 6. The glorified Church is already in heaven before the seal judgments begin, supporting the PRE-TRIBULATION RAPTURE.

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