@soopluver

never anywhere

 she/her
Joined February 2016
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When the grocery total isn’t looking too bad and you realize they haven’t yet scanned The Item
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sorry i Can’t hangout my clothes look fucking stupid on me
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Had good sex last night! Woke up and the birds were chirping louder, and the sun was shining brighter!
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abt to cry bcuz im thinking of how my car carries me everywhere and has helped me move to safer spaces, soothes me with music, taken me to adventures like thts rly my bitch omfg :,((((
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Men r SO fucking annoying holy FUCK
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Didn’t eat for 1 day and got told body tea #edrtwt (#kidding)
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they’re half full. :)
John Wicker Park
@phonyboneAug 23
Women are literally addicted to leaving half empty drinks around. Whenever they do that it’s like a shot of heroin to them
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The cancellation of Zoey 101 made me pro abortion
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being a man and sleeping while your girlfriend cries herself to sleep must feel so good
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Normie insta oomf just posted her engagement with happier than ever by billie…. hey so that’s actually not a love song!
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jake@wormpullerJul 20
Calling in fat and sleepy to work
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Sorry for being such a bitch yesterday i havent had an ice cream cone in like 4 days
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"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone
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You’re standing on a planet with molten lava at its core. Trees are turning sunlight into air you can breathe. Your heart is beating without you asking it to. There’s a moon in the sky and bugs that glow. This whole thing is absurdly beautiful. Don’t forget to notice it.
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but you know i’d stand on the corner embarrassed with a picket sign if it meant i would see you when i die
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Cole@bluesfuryMay 13
You think it’s not going to happen, and then it does
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WHY IS MY TL ALL EDTWT #EAT #EATING #ILOVEFOOD #ILOVEEATING #CALORIES #FAT #BEAUTIFULFATWOMEN #LEMMESEETHEMTITTIES #PLEASELEMMESEETHEMFATTITTIES
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it is extremely important, especially for kids who were in gifted programs or honors students or manga cum laude or whatever, to have a moment before adulthood when you realize all that actually means very little and you are pretty much just a regular person
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one thing i have learned after having something terrible happen to you is that people have no idea how to speak to you anymore
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