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#unclerays might be the best flavoured chip brand ever. It even comes with a dude"s life story! #writerslife

Merry Fishmas you heathen apes! #Festivus #pastafarians #AtheistChristmas

I recently got a traffic warning for a "dirty plate". No officer my car is just that old & I'm that poor #Toronto

Recently got back from #NOLA their cornbread was like crack #soulfood #thesouth

Lamprey really suck #lakeontario #Toronto #invasivespecies #fishing

Nearly died picking pears for my mother Now I know what its like to be a #migrant worker in #Canada & that's 1 tree

For the girl who always wanted a penis #penisenvy #freud #wtf #womenshealth #camplife

So... Trucks really do give you some big ol balls. The ads are true #trucks #manpoints

When #chinese to English fails beautifully #translationproblems #fail

Quite possibly the most #racist (& hilarious) dog food brand in the world #dogs #Chinese #PetFriendly