master memetic linguist | expert tactician and strategist of modern warfare | scholar of the Japanese art of storytelling | 🦩🥥😜👾👺🔱 💥| lionschain capital

New York, NY
Joined February 2012
big miss calling it Coin
Base App is now Coinbase Wallet. Built for speed. Trade anything, anywhere, without asking permission.
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BREAKING: United States considering lump-sum payments up to $100,000.00 per resident of Greenland to buy their country.
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elite summer
2026 already has summer 2016 energy idk how to explain it
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gotta be number 1 for daycares per capita
Just this year, Minnesota has ranked: A top 10 state for safety. A top 5 state to live in. A top 3 state for jobs. A top 3 state to retire. The 2nd best state to raise a family. The 2nd best state for children. A bet against Minnesota is a bad bet.
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This is disgusting. Documentary is one thing, but there’s only one reason to do this live.
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very likely my kids will only need to drive to get their drivers license and their kids won’t need to learn to drive at all. driving will be a lost art.
As a neurosurgeon I care a lot about road safety. By now you’ve probably seen @Waymo’s stunning safety results (like 91% fewer serious crashes). But they didn’t just publish data headlines. They released the raw CSV files and data dictionaries. I did a much deeper analysis. A fascinating story emerges when you analyze how they’re achieving this. This isn’t incremental improvement - it’s categorical. We’re looking at the potential elimination of traffic deaths as a leading cause of mortality. The intersection breakthrough: Waymo has essentially solved intersection crashes, with 95% fewer injury incidents than human drivers in the same locations. That’s transforming the deadliest driving scenario. The national math: If every US vehicle performed like Waymo, we’d prevent 33,000-39,000 deaths annually and save $0.9-1.25 trillion in societal costs. Even partial adoption at 27% would save ~10,000 lives per year. In terms of magnitude, this would be the equivalent of eliminating every pedestrian death nationally in a year. The physics signature: Here’s what fascinates me: 47% of Waymo’s contacts involve less than 1 mph delta-V. They’re not just avoiding crashes; they’re converting unavoidable incidents into gentle bumps. It’s like having physics itself on your side. We’re not talking about marginal safety gains. The data represents a fundamental shift from harm reduction to harm prevention. The methodology matters: I used their dynamic geographic benchmarks (comparing like-for-like road conditions) and verified the findings hold across San Francisco, Phoenix, LA, and Austin. The safety advantage actually increases in more complex urban environments. Link to raw data below…. Notes on my approach: Analysis based on 96 million miles of Waymo Rider-Only (RO) data through June 2025, utilizing Waymo's dynamic geographic benchmarks to compare Waymo Driver performance against human drivers under similar road conditions and operational design domains. The projections for national impact (deaths prevented, societal costs) involve several assumptions. Given Waymo's zero reported fatalities, the direct serious injury reductions were mapped to national fatality statistics using established NHTSA-derived ratios that correlate serious injury crash rates with fatality rates. This extrapolation assumes that Waymo's observed serious injury prevention capability would translate proportionally to fatality prevention. Societal cost savings are estimated by applying average per-fatality and per-injury economic costs (e.g., medical, lost productivity, quality of life) as published by NHTSA, scaling these national averages to the projected number of avoided fatalities and injuries based on Waymo's safety performance. These figures represent the potential annual impact if the Waymo Driver's safety profile were widely integrated into the national fleet. @ethanteicher
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This is what a peak cross-chain performance is. $75k+ Base -> Mainnet in 46 sec with less than 0.0004% fee (you read it right, it's just $0.3).
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“take me to the gas station” *arrives at auschwitz*
Replying to @SawyerMerritt
Grok is coming to Tesla vehicles very soon. Next week at the latest.
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Fireblocks Customers Win Reliable RPC Access with the Smart Router Powered by Lava - @FireblocksHQ has integrated the Smart Router to deliver optimal uptime and user experience across 100+ blockchains. 🧵 A new era of infrastructure.
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sonofwolf retweeted
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gamers are talking about the ai Vader in Fortnite, meanwhile in realms eternum... xitter.cf/im1337_eth/status/1925…
Today I dived into the world of living AI agents in the fully on-chain CIV-like MMO - Realms: Eternum. And the results? MIND BLOWING! 🤯 Here’s what went down with the agents: Thread. 🧵 👇 @RealmsEternum @daydreamsagents #EternumS1
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he’s just like me fr fr
Kieran Culkin’s #Oscars acceptance speech for Best Supporting Actor for A REAL PAIN will go down in history as one of the best ever. #Oscars2025
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In a matter of months or years, AI agents will be some of the best (if not *the* best) venture investors in the world. That's why we're excited to give a sneak peak of @ADINonline -- AI-powered venture capital. ADIN is a network of AI agents that are able to: * evaluate deals, performing superhuman diligence in a matter of minutes * predict the value of a company (with reasonably accuracy, without knowing the value beforehand) * democratically vote on whether to invest in a project * recommend an investment amount based on the DAO/fund's thesis, deployment schedule, size, stage focus, and risk appetite With ADIN, we’re aiming to push both DAOs and venture into an agentic future.
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the New Testament as a browsable 4chan greentext shl0ms.com/biblechan
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tomorrow the sun will come out tomorrow
TGE for STRIKE is tomorrow ⚡ We raised 7.6M from some of the biggest names in crypto to build the MOST visible suite of consumer facing apps: + Proprietary betting platform @OverDogsBet + Full stack media company @KanpaiPandas + Professional fight league @DirtyBoxing_ X/6 👇
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Replying to @striketoken_
4/7 Here is how we stack up against our competitors (in our infancy). With planned broadcast deals and organic user growth, our potential is massive.
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sonofwolf retweeted
After 100s of millions of views and years of building, we are ready to STRIKE. 1/7 🧵
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LFG
We’re excited to announce that we’ve successfully raised $7.6m from some of the largest and most influential names in crypto. Our cap table strategy aligns with our goals of creating one of the most consumer facing projects of 2025 and we’re looking forward to sharing everything we’ve built very soon. Notis on⚡️
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