@sonoffass
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retweets for my own enjoyment
Joined May 2009
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Jean Claude retweeted
I use the "Solid Snake Method" to communicate with my 5 yo:
Him: daddy, look, this is a deadly jellyfish
Me: a deadly jellyfish?
Him: yes its called a box jellyfish don't touch it
Me: a "box jellyfish"? I shouldn't touch it?
Him: yes its very dangerous
Jean Claude retweeted
kid just biked by and shouted to his friends "you fucking faggots" i almost shed a tear the ancient texts survive
Jean Claude retweeted
1 - Clock in
2 - Do enough work to not get fired
3 - Never do enough work to become important
4 - Clock out
Jean Claude retweeted
Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin
