@someintention
Joined June 2023
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A thing? Idk 🧍
name@someintentionOct 12
This is why you have 2 sets of clothes as a man 1 for facial hair and one without
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Just imagine the genders bent A powerful vampire woman and a powerful werewolf women fighting over you
Vivian@suchnerve9h
If you’re attracted to men, try watching “Twilight” with a guy you like. I’m so serious. Even if neither of you like the movie! Just pay attention to HOW he reacts to it, because something about that specific movie really brings out the misogyny like nothing else can.
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Majority of my posts that have got over 5k likes have been memes on my phone First actual interesting yap to do that Keep yapping
name@someintention23h
A fun fact When the Mazda Miata concept was released to the public was no logos on it and people thought it was maybe a Porsche and 3x the planned price Cover up these 2 logos then judge the cars
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Jackson@FrameDodge9h
patent pending
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"nooo you need flying points so you can get a discount on your $1,000 ticket to travel so it will be $998" No. Give me boring and consistent.
Mariam@GaismairOct 18
You use a debit card at 31 years old
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You don't have these type of bank accounts in some places I know that from talking to someone a few years ago You only get the bonus interest if you put I think like at minimum $50 into this account every month to get the basically guaranteed 6% interest
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A fun fact When the Mazda Miata concept was released to the public was no logos on it and people thought it was maybe a Porsche and 3x the planned price Cover up these 2 logos then judge the cars
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@Chibuzor11112Oct 18
No matter how beautiful Lexus interior looks like i can never choose it over Mercedes
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On topic I may have a flat tire 💔
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Everyone is seeing the worst possible photos of my car 💔
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 19
Today is Evaluate Your Life Day.
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What do you associate yourself with character album animal food
✧æther✧@ether_ly21h
What do you associate yourself with?☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ character - tied w mort album animal food - tied w salmon sashimi repost bc i forgot to add the pics the first time..
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3rd had been my banner on my private for maybe 4 years now
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Barber asked ‘how fast does your hair grow back’ mid cut
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me clicking “track order” exactly .238 seconds after ordering it
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Madam sex is required It's a medical emergency
Interesting AF
@interesting_aIlOct 18
Studies found that having an orgasm can clear a stuffy nose just as well as a decongestant spray The effect lasted up to an hour, but the spray worked for up to three, in a small study of 18 couples
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Apparently the camping ground we rent out sometimes A woman booked it just for herself And then told my mum 2nd day "yea I need to get back to my kids"
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Not the TVR noooooooo do you know how rare those are 😭
Gustingorriz@GustingorrizOct 18
Si yo lo he visto y me he jodido, vosotros también.
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Please be ai please be ai please be ai
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