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🏳️‍⚧️ Eternally ragebaited • send me ANYTHING - https://xitter.cf/t.co/c4uPeeghNE •

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Joined May 2023
Starting world wars cuz im bored
KAIRO DOESNT CARE FOR GEOFF RICKLY. I AM GOING TO KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(Guy genuinely going insane) “Aha yup thats dirk, always saying such crazy things in the name of irony, love that guy” (One (1) minute later) Wdym he kidnapped rose
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Waiting for a friend to wake up is worse than death as someone who deals with bpd
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I have a dream where ofcom is disbanded, it's members pelted with feces and every ban made by Labour & Tories are reversed.
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felt sideplot hidden from the epilogues
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depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls and when the fog start to lift you gotta do a whole fuckin apology tour. thats shit is crazy
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Face blindness feels like this sometimes
how it feels having gaps in your memory
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pretty much every argument against sexuality or sexual acts seems to come from the assumption that only men are capable of experiencing lust. These freaks still think all women should be 'chaste' and that gay people aren't real. Misogyny, misandry, 'male gaze' bs, every time...
Why are we treating it like it’s exclusively men wanting to choke women? Is it A. Women don’t have fetishes? B. Women are always submissive? C. Women are too feeble to do any real damage to a man? D. Violence towards men doesn’t matter?
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I think Dirk becoming who he is now is the result of none of his friends addressing his issues at all. It's not like Dirk was screaming his plans out loud, but I'm pretty sure anything alarming he did would be met with "classic dirk!!" instead of addressing anything.
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everything political in the uk feels like being in primary school when a bitchy hag teacher would throw a fit if you made a gun out of lego or threw a stick or some shit it all has the same overbearing toothless feeling and rolling your eyes and doing it anyway when they leave
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kairo sacrificed his twitter time to…. sh*wer…….. i dont even recognise him anymore……
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Teen chat spaces online Trans people in public spaces Peaceful protest of genocide Consensual, legal sex on film Do @UKLabour and @andyburnham think they can just ban things they don't like out of existence? What a nasty, useless government... again.
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Not with that energy it won’t. This is how we will be stuck with Labour and Reform like it was Labour and Tory’s for decades. WANT SOMETHING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
The U.K. will never go green let’s be real like there is literally not a chance in hell
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Since the day I was able to vote. There has never been a politician or political party that has Ever done anything that might remotely have helped me or the working class. Everything this government does is detrimental to me. Absolute shambles of a country. Get me outta here
🚨 NEW: The Bank of England is now predicting that inflation in the UK will rise to around 5% next year, up from 3.2%
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living in the uk
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every headline in the uk atm is like - ethnonationalist party 2nd in polls - mps vote to criminalise kissing - 2 in 3 britons approve of gunning down immigrants at the border - this actor is a rapist now apparently - sports! - protestors tortured in tower of london
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how it feels to text ur friend “bathrooms?” in the middle of class
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UK press seeing progressives elsewhere: You can't help but feel hope for the future 🥹 UK press seeing progressives here: Jeremy Corbyn's communist plot to plant more trees will kill you and your firstborn. Why won't you condemn photosynthesis Jeremy???
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Replying to @solisntcaptor
>:( GET IT OUT
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Get the 103 out of Christian Murphy!!!!!!!!!
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