𝐉𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄.

𝐎𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐑. [♞] ✕ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢsɢᴜᴀʀᴅ sᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇ. ✕ ᴋɪɴɢsʟᴀʏᴇʀ ʙʏ ғᴀᴛᴇ, sɪsᴛᴇʀ-ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ʙʏ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇ. ✕ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴀsᴏɪᴀғ ᴀᴜ.

my idea of fun lately is watching some espionage classics at home with a glass of whiskey.

wine does, not people. youth and blissful blindness of the true world are the best years.

where is it?

time does not forgive.

get a coat.

??

bringing flowers for @goldenleaena's recital, feeling all awkward in so much pink around.

/ i get so goldenhand the just vibes with this one, with his redemptive arch. and @ofkingslay is cocky suave hand-chop prior, calling for trouble.

/ there it goes, my alt / au version. more creative liberties to this canon one.

/ maybe i should make an au version of jaime too 💭

too old to be cool?

I think there’s a drawer in your night table just for that purpose.

enjoying yourself in my absence?

this.

have him say how much of a disappointment i am? how i threw away my life and his legacy? i don’t need a reminder how i have failed again, sister.

i like my tongue where it is, so i think I’ll pledge the fifth.

tell you i hate hunting for a girl that is innocent because your husband is delusional?

hmm. just… contemplating.

blame your husband.